I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":
1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!
2. Immodium. The commercials try to glamourize traveler's diarrhea, but I know better.
3. Purell. In order to prevent having to use (2) above, I'm going to keep my hands bathed in this ooey-gooey bacteria serial killer slime.
4. Sunscreen. I'm Canadian, of Irish descent. I don't tan. If mayonnaise didn't go bad in the sun, I'd use that.
5. Sunglasses. To protect the peepers, and to look more dangerous than I really am.
6. Sandals. To look less dangerous than I really am. Counteracts (5) above to provide proper amount of mild-mannered menace.
7. Two bathing suits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.
Did I forget anything?
Originally posted by PBE6Dont forget to take Michael Moore as a travel guide..
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":
1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!
2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.
Did I forget anything?
Originally posted by PBE6LUCKY!, we can't go from the US😞
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":
1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!
2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.
Did I forget anything?
Originally posted by PBE6Wait... Cuba is a lot further south, so there are more penguins there than in Toronto. Probably a lot of ice cubes in drinks, too.
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto.
Don't worry about medical problems, they have so many doctors that people see a doctor even if they just have a cold.
Originally posted by PBE6I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested. One of them pulled the pin on a grenade. He took himself and the captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't.
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":
1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!
2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.
Did I forget anything?
What does that tell you?
It means they could win.
Originally posted by rbmorrisBullet-proof socks. Check.
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested. One of them pulled the pin on a grenade. He took himself and the captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't.
What does that tell you?
It means they could win.
Originally posted by PBE6Remember, just because there are no Americans there doesn't mean the place is turd-free. Stay away from the following types of loud, rude travelers:
I'm off to Cuba this Thursday, to spend a week basking in the sun away from all the penguins and ice cubes wandering around downtown Toronto. In prepping for this trip, I've identified the following items as "essential":
1. Travel insurance. I get $5,000,000 if a jelly fish decides to use my face as a squeeze toy. w00t!
2. Immodium. The commercials tr ...[text shortened]... uits. Just in case (3) and (2) don't work...in that order.
Did I forget anything?
1. The British
2. The Dutch
3. The British
4. The British
That is all.
Originally posted by darvlayIt's the Dutch I'm worried about. First they're growing tulips, the next thing you know they're sticking their fingers in the nearest dyke!
Didn't have one problem with the locals! They were fantastic and extremely helpful. It's the tourists that suck. Especially the British. (Did I mention that already?)