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anyone any ideas?

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Originally posted by trevor33
anyone any ideas?
I've heard it can be cured by just getting a good nights sleep.
Seriously, one way is to have a room for sleeping and a room for tv and stuff. Also one thing that happens as you get older is a reduction of the harmone melatonin. There was a rush on melatonin about ten years ago but the fad fell through. The idiots who sold it figured if one milligram was good then 5 must be great. A study by MIT on this showed the max you can take is about 1/3 of a milligram (300 odd MICROgrams) With that dose it works pretty well, I tried it and it works for me. It turns out its about the same strength as LSD but unlike that stuff, melatonin loses its functionality when you OD.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I've heard it can be cured by just getting a good nights sleep.
if i could do that there would be no problem.

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Originally posted by trevor33
if i could do that there would be no problem.
Tell her youre gay and get it over with.

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Trev,
1) TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!
2) Go to bed.
3) Go Back to the computer to play a few more moves.
4) Now this time Trevor you really need to turn the damn computer off.
5) Go to bed.
6) The whine of the fan is keeping you awake isn't it?
7) Trevor if you don't shutdown the computer, pretty soon one of your games that you are playing against someone from another time zone will become active and you'll be stuck here for another hour so.
8) Click start, select shutdown, select turn off!
9) Go to bed
10) Have a good nights sleep your games will still be there in the morning

Ps. 11) Don't even think about switching on the Laptop!

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I've heard it can be cured by just getting a good nights sleep.
Seriously, one way is to have a room for sleeping and a room for tv and stuff. Also one thing that happens as you get older is a reduction of the harmone melatonin. There was a rush on melatonin about ten years ago but the fad fell through. The idiots who sold it figured if one milligram was g ...[text shortened]... the same strength as LSD but unlike that stuff, melatonin loses its functionality when you OD.
All good points. I've heard that if you can't sleep, you should get out of bed and maybe read a book on the couch or something. Only get into bed if you're ready to sleep. Or of course, if you're bumping uglies.

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I just quit smoking and am giving up caffine, all the good stuff in life but i found it has made me very sluggish and all i want to do is sleep but then again it is going in to the cooler seasons here and im trying to climatize too. Someone once told me about the position your bed is in too makes a difference something with laying in a North to South position.

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Benadril (sp?) works as a great sleep aid until you get your schedule down.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Benadril (sp?) works as a great sleep aid until you get your schedule down.
Sleep is overrated. Do you ever think they will find a cure for it?

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Originally posted by trevor33
anyone any ideas?
3 shots of Jim Beam and a couple of percodans ought to do the trick.

Edit : And if you still can't sleep you won't care.

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It's all crap:

20mg's tamazapam and 30mg's valium, downed with a pint of lager...

It's seriously the only thing that helps.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's all crap:

20mg's tamazapam and 30mg's valium, downed with a pint of lager...

It's seriously the only thing that helps.
Look lets be serious about this...

Drink a pint of petrol everyday for for a week and then set light to your tonsils.
It cures most things including the common cold but I reckon insomnia would be a doddle

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Look lets be serious about this...

Drink a pint of petrol everyday for for a week and then set light to your tonsils.
It cures most things including the common cold but I reckon insomnia would be a doddle
Do you ever worry anyone might take you seriously and end up in hell hahaha

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Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
Do you ever worry anyone might take you seriously and end up in hell hahaha
Now theres a thought. Could be worse and end up in Australia!


Ducks....

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Now theres a thought. Could be worse and end up in Australia!


Ducks....
Ohhh I gather we are just convicts down here? Its hot but not that hot here.

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