Curses!!!

May you inherit a charming hotel on the French Rivera and be found hideously murdered in each room.....twice!

I strongly dispute the opinion that taking away posting rights for non-subscribers will substantially reduce the amount of crap in the forums.

Originally posted by Pullhard
I strongly dispute the opinion that taking away posting rights for non-subscribers will substantially reduce the amount of crap in the forums.

Originally posted by Aynat
Ah, my petulant disputant, you should be taunted by the ravishing and lascivious concubines of a libidinous king who having disrobed you find that you are insufficently blessed for the consumation of their amorous configurations.

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your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Originally posted by genius
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

May the blind date you met on the internet chat line turn out to be your mother-in-law.

may you become so fat that you need to buy two tickets when flying by airplane!

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

may your worst times be the best of your days

May that mole on your face develop into a social disease.

Originally posted by Azeri guy
may you become so fat that you need to buy two tickets when flying by airplane!

Originally posted by genius
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Curse: May ye be cursed with an ironing board too lax to iron upon.
Blessing: Orlon, or whatever the no-iron fabric is called, like *I* know.

May your watch turn soft and your giraffe burst into flames.