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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads on her nameplate that she's called Miss Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like a £30,000 loan so that I can go on holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her that he is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's ok because he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'No problem, I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink but perfectly formed.
Patty explains that she will need to consult the bank manager and disappears through the back.
She tells the bank manager that there's a frog called Kermit Jagger, wishing to borrow £30,000, claims to know him and wants to use this as collateral.
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean what in the world is this?'
The bank manager looks back at her and says....
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone 🙂
Originally posted by catnap642That's daft mate.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads on her nameplate that she's called Miss Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like a £30,000 loan so that I can go on holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her that he is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's ok because he knows the bank manager. ...[text shortened]... a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone 🙂
Originally posted by catnap642*grooooooaaaannnnn*
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads on her nameplate that she's called Miss Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like a £30,000 loan so that I can go on holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her that he is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's ok because he knows the bank manager. ...[text shortened]... a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone 🙂
Originally posted by catnap642Baaaaaahahahahaha!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads on her nameplate that she's called Miss Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like a £30,000 loan so that I can go on holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her that he is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's ok because he knows the bank manager. ...[text shortened]... a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone 🙂
Best joke yet... 🙂
Originally posted by SuzianneOne day, a man rubbed a lamp.
Baaaaaahahahahaha!
Best joke yet... 🙂
A genie popped out of the lamp and said, "You have three wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, every lawyer in the world gets twice as much as you wish for, so be careful what you wish for."
The man said, "that's easy! I want a million dollars."
A big pile of cash appeared in front of him.
"Now, each lawyer has two million.
The man said, "never mind! I am happy as long as I have my million. Now, I want a Mercedes."
A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie said, "Now, each lawyer has two of these."
The man was happier than ever. He thought about his last wish, and said,
"You know, I have always wanted to donate a kidney..."
Originally posted by catnap642I told that joke to my kids recently. The best part was listening to them try to recreate the punchline. 😀
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He reads on her nameplate that she's called Miss Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like a £30,000 loan so that I can go on holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her that he is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's ok because he knows the bank manager. ...[text shortened]... a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone 🙂