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  1. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    30 Jun '14 18:33
    Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠
  2. In your face
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    30 Jun '14 19:19
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠
    It broke my PC :o(
  3. Subscriberdivegeester
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    30 Jun '14 19:23
    I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.
  4. Standard memberredbadger
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    30 Jun '14 19:27
    Originally posted by divegeester
    I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.
    I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels
  5. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    30 Jun '14 19:30
    Originally posted by divegeester
    I shall be sending in yet another invoice for a 0.002% subscription refund for the restriction of access to the service I have paid for in good faith.
    Good faith? Take it to Spirituality, Spanky.
  6. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    30 Jun '14 22:09
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Or stubby 3-legged mammals. 😛
  7. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    30 Jun '14 22:11
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels
    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.

    Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!

    The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!

    Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"

    The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."

    "That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"

    "Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"


    Old old old joke
  8. Standard memberredbadger
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    30 Jun '14 23:21
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    ok but female supermodel badgers are hard to come on sorry typo by
  9. Standard memberlemon lime
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    30 Jun '14 23:511 edit
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I missed it I was busy sorting out 3 leggy supermodels
    I couldn't get on here and had nothing else to do, so I went to look at some 3 legged supermodels online too. Oh wait, did you mean real supermodels, in real time, in the flesh... I mean, wearing clothes in the flesh?

    Oops. No, I mean their flesh was in the clothes... not the other way.

    Edit: Ah, crap... too late now for a joke about 3 legged chickens.
  10. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    01 Jul '14 01:36
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠
    You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
  11. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    01 Jul '14 03:24
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
    He's supposed to break his own. 😞
  12. SubscriberRuss
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    01 Jul '14 15:41
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Your little 'maintenance' outage broke all my scripts. 😠
    Quite a few files shuffled about post outage too, so hopefully you didn't rush too quickly to fix them!
  13. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    01 Jul '14 15:44
    Originally posted by Russ
    Quite a few files shuffled about post outage too, so hopefully you didn't rush too quickly to fix them!
    The main ones were:

    'core' is now two things: 'site' and 'chess'.
    player profiles aren't generated by playerprofile.php anymore; it's now /chessplayer/

    As long as those 2 don't change anymore, I should be good.
  14. SubscriberRuss
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    01 Jul '14 16:094 edits
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    The main ones were:

    'core' is now two things: 'site' and 'chess'.
    player profiles aren't generated by playerprofile.php anymore; it's now /chessplayer/

    As long as those 2 don't change anymore, I should be good.
    "core" is dead, most core pages now belong in "chess", some with renamed files.

    After today, no further changes should be necessary.

    edit : Scrub that, all URLs may change again tomorrow. No outage, but important if you are creating links.
  15. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    01 Jul '14 22:03
    play-chess.php instead of playchess.php? really? 😞
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