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POQUOSON, Va. — State and federal authorities will investigate the death of a high school freshman who was killed in an accident involving a wood chipper.

Poquoson police Chief Cliff Bowen says the 14-year-old was part of a three-person crew working Sunday to remove tree limbs and debris from a home. Bowen says the boy was using a shovel to drop debris into the wood chipper's hopper when the tool apparently became caught in the machine's blades, dragging him in and killing him instantly.

Bowen says the state medical examiner and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration plan to investigate.

Grief counselors were to be available for students at local schools on Monday.


[Conclussion]Gene pool has one less phantom urinator in it. Life guards relieved. Film at 11.[/Conclussion]

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[quote]POQUOSON, Va. — State and federal authorities will investigate the death of a high school freshman who was killed in an accident involving a wood chipper.

Poquoson police Chief Cliff Bowen says the 14-year-old was part of a three-person crew working Sunday to remove tree limbs and debris from a home. Bowen says the boy was using a shovel to ...[text shortened]... ne pool has one less phantom urinator in it. Life guards relieved. Film at 11.[/Conclussion]
Dramatic though commonplace event. Happens frequently in cyberspace forums.



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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[quote]POQUOSON, Va. — State and federal authorities will investigate the death of a high school freshman who was killed in an accident involving a wood chipper.

Poquoson police Chief Cliff Bowen says the 14-year-old was part of a three-person crew working Sunday to remove tree limbs and debris from a home. Bowen says the boy was using a shovel to ...[text shortened]... ne pool has one less phantom urinator in it. Life guards relieved. Film at 11.[/Conclussion]
I bet he suffered from conclussion too.

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wreckless writer wrings words from kareless keyboard...

lawyers due to be involved...
rookie

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I bet he suffered from conclussion too.
Hmm... yes. Currently lacking in cohesion as well.

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The kid was heroic for trying to save the shovel, he could have let it go but didn't.

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He was getting in some method acting practice for the High School production of 'Fargo'.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
He was getting in some method acting practice for the High School production of 'Fargo'.
I never really got "Fargo". I'm still not sure what all the hooplah was about. I found it boring and tediously predictable.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I never really got "Fargo". I'm still not sure what all the hooplah was about. I found it boring and tediously predictable.
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