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  1. Standard memberapathist
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    23 Jan '13 14:43
    It was the middle of the night, and I gave my dog some sugar, loving attention, and this image came to me, bright blue sky. Bright and blue. Is it possible it came from the dog?
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    23 Jan '13 17:36
    Originally posted by apathist
    It was the middle of the night, and I gave my dog some sugar, loving attention, and this image came to me, bright blue sky. Bright and blue. Is it possible it came from the dog?
    You disappointed me.

    I thought you were going to tell us a story
    of a beautiful brunette you met....................................................
  3. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    23 Jan '13 17:46
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    You disappointed me.

    I thought you were going to tell us a story
    of a beautiful brunette you met....................................................
    He only tells that story in P.M.'S!
  4. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    23 Jan '13 19:06
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    You disappointed me.

    I thought you were going to tell us a story
    of a beautiful brunette you met....................................................
    I thought it was a new malt liquor. 😕
  5. Standard memberapathist
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    31 Jan '13 05:25
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    You disappointed me.

    I thought you were going to tell us a story
    of a beautiful brunette you met....................................................
    When the women you love dump you, dogs and cats while inadequate at least warm your bed. The average pet is far more loyal than any...

    I feel sick.
  6. Standard membersasquatch672
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    31 Jan '13 05:46
    Originally posted by apathist
    When the women you love dump you, dogs and cats while inadequate at least warm your bed. The average pet is far more loyal than any...

    I feel sick.
    Dogs are better and more reliable companions than women any day of the week.
  7. SubscriberKewpie
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    31 Jan '13 05:57
    Originally posted by apathist
    When the women you love dump you, dogs and cats while inadequate at least warm your bed. The average pet is far more loyal than any...

    I feel sick.
    Why do you feel sick? If the dog got the sugar, does that mean you got the petfood?
  8. Standard membersasquatch672
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    31 Jan '13 06:20
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Why do you feel sick? If the dog got the sugar, does that mean you got the petfood?
    I love your freaking subtitle. Get back in TSM.

    I'm waiting.
  9. Standard membersasquatch672
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    31 Jan '13 07:31
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    I am in an unbelievable employment situation at the moment. I am getting paid to do nothing for the next thirty days. (No negative implications there, although if you knew me you'd find that doubtful.)

    Today, it was raining in my neck of the woods, as it frequently does. I sat down on my couch with a cup of coffee. I was first joined by the smaller of my two dogs, who knows how to get what he wants. He pawed, scratched, growled, and pleaded until I was horizontal. Then he curled up on my waist.

    A very few minutes later, his brother hopped up on the couch and curled up into my shoulder. (They're not big dogs. Not small, but not big.)

    I think I moved three times throughout the day. And I never spend time that way. It was a glorious, sublime day. Absolutely perfect.
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    31 Jan '13 07:481 edit
    Originally posted by sasquatch672

    I am in an unbelievable employment situation at the moment. I am getting paid to do nothing for the next thirty days. (No negative implications there, although if you knew me you'd find that doubtful.)

    Today, it was raining in my neck of the woods, as it frequently does. I sat down on my couch with a cup of coffee. I was first joined by the smal y.[/b] And I never spend time that way. It was a glorious, sublime day. Absolutely perfect.[/b]
    ["I think I moved three times throughout the day."]<--- Sasquat's Couch.

    Hmm... Living Rm w/ Dogs and a Vu (of skulls).

    More coffee?

    ~oo
    .
  11. Standard membersasquatch672
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    31 Jan '13 07:50
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    ["I think I moved three times throughout the day."]<--- Sasquat's Couch.

    Hmm... living room with dogs and a vu (of skulls).

    More coffee?

    ~oo
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    On a rainy day in January, coffee be gone. Give me alcohol.
  12. Dublin Ireland
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    31 Jan '13 12:59
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    I'm not into blondes.

    As far as Sasquatch and his dogs are concerned,
    If you locked your woman in the trunk of a car
    and your dog in the trunk of another car,

    After 2 hours which of them would be glad to see you????????????????
  13. Standard memberapathist
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    02 Feb '13 04:19
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Why do you feel sick? If the dog got the sugar, does that mean you got the petfood?
    Dogs and cats are not stupid beasts. They love, they bond, they sacrifice. We're lucky to have them. Dogs routinely will risk their lives to help you. Cats not so much, I suppose, but name another animal that likes to curl around your neck and purr.

    That has nothing to do with your joke. I had to find new homes for a bunch of animals that I've grown to love, I did it, and it hurts.
  14. SubscriberKewpie
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    02 Feb '13 05:20
    Originally posted by apathist
    Dogs and cats are not stupid beasts. They love, they bond, they sacrifice. We're lucky to have them. Dogs routinely will risk their lives to help you. Cats not so much, I suppose, but name another animal that likes to curl around your neck and purr.

    That has nothing to do with your joke. I had to find new homes for a bunch of animals that I've grown to love, I did it, and it hurts.
    It's bad enough having a pet fall ill, but giving them up isn't fun. You have my sympathy.
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