Originally posted by uzlessSorry to break it to you, but this thread has been dead for a month.
This is what, the 10th Darvlay thread in the past 2 years??
Ok listen, to all you minions: I'm forming 2 lines for you guys to stand in until Darv gets here.
One for make-outs and one for Hi-Fives.
Line yourselves up accordingly.
Originally posted by eldragonflyFlattery will get you nowhere... except for maybe bent over the toilet with two carrots up your nose and the business end of a butternut squash lodged firmly into your uninhabited nether-regions.
he is an unsung hero of the "american" dream, lazy, selfish, spiteful, greedy, foolish, domineering, can't make sense, keep up with the joneses, etc.
Originally posted by darvlayhe is an unsung hero of the "american" dream, lazy, selfish, spiteful, (check)greedy, foolish, domineering, (check)can't make sense,(check) keep up with the joneses, etc.
Flattery will get you nowhere... except for maybe bent over the toilet with two carrots up your nose and the business end of a butternut squash lodged firmly into your uninhabited nether-regions.