Dead Man Eating

I'd want three 16-oz T-bones with half a pound of horseradish, eggplant sauteed in butter with onions, and parsnips.

And for dessert, a prostitute smothered in pistacho ice cream and whip cream which, coincidentally, got me here in the first place.

Originally posted by blade68
I'd eat as many drugs as I could get my hands on.... better to OD than be electricuted...

Naughty 😵

Originally posted by sonhouse
Actually it just happened, a guy scheduled to be executed offed himself 15 minutes before the his scheduled visit with the executioner.
You might say he was just killing time........

Originally posted by rbmorris
Ok, here's the scenario...you're a prisoner on death row and tomorrow you'll be executed by lethal injection. What would you select as your last meal?

I'd ask for human flesh - then my lawyer could make a last-minute insanity plea and my execution would at least be delayed...

A pipe and half a kilo of crack

White Castle cheeseburgers...lots of 'em. Salt and vinegar potato chips. Strawberry milkshake.

Originally posted by rbmorris
White Castle cheeseburgers...lots of 'em. Salt and vinegar potato chips. Strawberry milkshake.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Crow.

Some strong alcohol to get my mind of things. Plus I would be hung over the next day. The chair would be welcome...

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