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Dear Bad Wolf

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Please tell your woman to quit hitting on me. She's trying desperately to get into my pants. She clearly wants to cop a feel. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and keeping her away from my package.

Your Truly,
Hugh Jass
CMS' Secretary

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Please tell your woman to quit hitting on me. She's trying desperately to get into my pants. She clearly wants to cop a feel. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and keeping her away from my package.

Your Truly,
Hugh Jass
CMS' Secretary
Are you fantasising? 🙂

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Please tell your woman to quit hitting on me. She's trying desperately to get into my pants. She clearly wants to cop a feel. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and keeping her away from my package.

Your Truly,
Hugh Jass
CMS' Secretary
Figured you for the type to have a male secretary. No wait, I'll bet your high school has a lot of girls named Hugh running around doesn't it?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Are you fantasising? 🙂
Looks like my thread got deleted, otherwise you'd have seen how bad your woman was hitting on me.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Figured you for the type to have a male secretary. No wait, I'll bet your high school has a lot of girls named Hugh running around doesn't it?
Hugh's a good man, don't hate because I have a male secretary. I have many secretaries, he was the only one on duty at that hour last night, my lady secretaries were all busy.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Looks like my thread got deleted, otherwise you'd have seen how bad your woman was hitting on me.
This is kind of like the dream scene from the "Wizard of Oz".

Time to wake up dearie, it's all been nothing but a dream.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hugh's a good man, don't hate because I have a male secretary. I have many secretaries, he was the only one on duty at that hour last night, my lady secretaries were all busy.
😵

sure they were

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
[b]This is kind of like the dream scene from the "Wizard of Oz".
there's no place like home, there's no place like home

*taps red shoes together*

there's no place like home

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
This is kind of like the dream scene from the "Wizard of Oz".

Time to wake up dearie, it's all been nothing but a dream.
Why don't you go be old somewhere.

Sorry, Frank, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

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Originally posted by jenna1
there's no place like home, there's no place like home

*taps red shoes together*

there's no place like home
Dear ghoul, dear ghoul
I was your companion, I was your companion

Dear ghoul, dear ghoul
I was on your side, I was on your side

Dear ghoul, dear ghoul,
Never the departure, never the departure

My dear ghoul

(and no tapping shoes together, just screams 😀)

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Are you fantasising? 🙂
He must be, he thinks you have a woman.

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Originally posted by demonseed
He must be, he thinks you have a woman.
BAZING!

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Dear Bad wolf,

You are interfering with my real life, such as it is. I was at a used book store today and saw a picture of a baby wolf and thought of you. 😠😕

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Dear Bad wolf,

You are interfering with my real life, such as it is. I was at a used book store today and saw a picture of a baby wolf and thought of you. 😠😕
That is a little creepy...😕

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Originally posted by demonseed
He must be, he thinks you have a woman.
😵

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