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Dear Santa...

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This year i have been a good boy, therefore i feel i have held up my end of the bargin. I know you are a fair kind of guy, and wouldn't relent on your obligations, and so without further ado, here are my demands...

1. A little watch that pauses, rewinds and fast forwards Time.
2. A VIP ticket to an all Super Model speed dating event.
3. A little box that duplicates anything you put into it. 10x12cm should be fine.
4. A wallet that never empties.
5. One of those Lamps that Alladin had (cos let's face it, if you supply all the things i've asked for so far, there ain't much chance of me being a good boy come next year 😉)

I think you'll agree, i'm not a very demanding guy, i just have simple tastes like any normal 27 year old boy. It has been a real struggle to be so good, all year, you wouldn't want to get a bad rap by not supplying me with these small tokens now would you.

Before i go, i'd just like to say that you're doing a great job!! The magic beans and the Authentic Jedi light saber you sent me last year were great!! I hear Nasa were totally ok with me taking out their latest deep space probe as the giant bean stalk has now created a land bridge from Earth to Jupitor which is way cheaper than developing one themselves.

Once again, thanks for everything, and if you think you could find the time to make a move in our game, i'd be most appretiative.

Stay Goovy!

Your friend
Marinakatomb 😀

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all I can say is


DITTO!!!!!!

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
This year i have been a good boy, therefore i feel i have held up my end of the bargin. I know you are a fair kind of guy, and wouldn't relent on your obligations, and so without further ado, here are my demands...

1. A little watch that pauses, rewinds and fast forwards Time.
2. A VIP ticket to an all Super Model speed dating event.
3. A l ...[text shortened]... ke a move in our game, i'd be most appretiative.

Stay Goovy!

Your friend
Marinakatomb 😀
Surely 3 would render 4 useless?

but again: DITTO!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Surely 3 would render 4 useless?

but again: DITTO!
Yeh i know, but i have a habit of losing my wallet 😉

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Surely 3 would render 4 useless?

but again: DITTO!
not necessarily - ever since i was a child i've dreamed of owning two identical snowflakes.

p.s. DITTO

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I would like:
1. A quick painless sudden death while sleeping, to be used when wished while awake.
2. A youth lasting forever, only to be stopped with wish 1.
3. Immortality, only to be stopped with wish 1.
4. No insomnia, only to be stopped and re-executed with wish 1.

Please, don't give me 3 without 1, 2 and 4.

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Originally posted by Aiko
I would like:
1. A quick painless sudden death while sleeping, to be used when wished while awake.
2. A youth lasting forever, only to be stopped with wish 1.
3. Immortality, only to be stopped with wish 1.
4. No insomnia, only to be stopped and re-executed with wish 1.

Please, don't give me 3 without 1, 2 and 4.
Hey come on Aiko. You are supposed to ask for reasonable things! The stuff you have put here is just plain greedy! Honestly, some people 😞

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Hey come on Aiko. You are supposed to ask for [b]reasonable things! The stuff you have put here is just plain greedy! Honestly, some people 😞[/b]
Coming from the north of England, a balloon and a bag of nuts will do me fine.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Coming from the north of England, a balloon and a bag of nuts will do me fine.
But have you been a good boy?? That's the question on everyone's lips 😛

BTW, congrats on the tournie win!! 😀

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
But have you been a good boy?? That's the question on everyone's lips 😛

BTW, congrats on the tournie win!! 😀
I've been a good boy whole year. now i want a date with jenna jameson.🙂

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Originally posted by vuelve
I've been a good boy whole year. now i want a date with jenna jameson.🙂
isn't she really old now - you can do better than that, how about Kiera Knightley?

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
4. A wallet that never empties.
I already have a wallet that is never empty - Too many bloody receipts and loyalty cards!

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Originally posted by horsey
isn't she really old now - you can do better than that, how about Kiera Knightley?
i think you are right. ok then keira knightly.

no wait, make that two.😕

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Originally posted by vuelve
i think you are right. ok then keira knightly.

no wait, make that two.😕
That would be Natalie Portman then - Keira was her double in star wars - happy christmas

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Originally posted by horsey
That would be Natalie Portman then - Keira was her double in star wars - happy christmas
happy christmas to you too.🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

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