Describe your hairstyle

FMF

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07 Jun 23

FMF

Joined: 28 Oct 05
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07 Jun 23

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I've just had a hairdresser work on my hair. Someone has described it as a "smashie" haircut. Describe the situation on the top part of your skull.

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

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07 Jun 23

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@fmf said
I've just had a hairdresser work on my hair. Someone has described it as a "smashie" haircut.

I congratulate your hairdresser for having the courage to go anywhere near your greasy mop top. They probably had to sterilise the equipment afterwards. I didn’t recognise you at first, I thought your account had been hacked.

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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07 Jun 23

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@fmf said
I've just had a hairdresser work on my hair. Someone has described it as a "smashie" haircut. Describe the situation on the top part of your skull.

For some reason I pictured you as having no hair and a beer belly. 🙂

-VR

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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07 Jun 23

@very-rusty said
For some reason I pictured you as having no hair and a beer belly. 🙂

-VR

AKA "Homer Simpson"

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

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07 Jun 23

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The childish ad hominems are strong with these two.

FMF

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07 Jun 23

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@suzianne said
AKA "Homer Simpson"

You fancy describing your hairstyle?

Kewpie

Felis Australis

Australia

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07 Jun 23

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They can't do much with 80-year-old hair. 🙁

FMF

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07 Jun 23

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@kewpie said
They can't do much with 80-year-old hair. 🙁

But there's me, thinking it was too late for a "smashie" ~ whatever that means exactly. Now I'm looking temporsrily 10 years younger ~ and it only set me back £5 plus the taxi fares.