dfm65: my watermelons are like nuts

dfm65

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26 Jun 05

dfm65

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26 Jun 05

one of my other genetic engineering projects aims to produce tiny watermelons the size of peanuts. you'd buy a packet of them and munch them on a hot summer day - the rinds will be as thin as grape skins, so you wouldn't have to cut them up or anything. and the pips would be like the ones in kiwi fruit - not a problem. and there will be seedless varieties as well. i mean, what's one of the problems with watermelons as they are today? they're so bloody huge! and all that rind is wasted...
another winner from dfm65 industries "OUR WATERMELONS ARE LIKE NUTS"

Bowmann

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26 Jun 05

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How about pickles the size of grapefruits. Could you manage that?

Edit: Oh yes, and waterproof bread.

Freddie2008

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by dfm65
one of my other genetic engineering projects aims to produce tiny watermelons the size of peanuts. you'd buy a packet of them and munch them on a hot summer day - the rinds will be as thin as grape skins, so you wouldn't have to cut them up or anything. and the pips would be like the ones in kiwi fruit - not a problem. and there will be seedless varieties as ...[text shortened]... l that rind is wasted...
another winner from dfm65 industries "OUR WATERMELONS ARE LIKE NUTS"

my nuts are the size of watermelons.... 😉

ivangrice

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by Freddie2004
my nuts are the size of watermelons.... 😉

15 edits???

Nordlys

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by ivangrice
15 edits???

I guess they started the size of nuts and got a bit bigger with each edit.

Sicilian Sausage

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by ivangrice
15 edits???

Look closer, it is but an illusion.

Ravello

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by ivangrice
15 edits???

This is a joke with BrotherEdwin copyright.............he used to carry the "9 edits" forum title so that people asked "you took 9 edits to write that?"

Bowmann

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by Freddie2004
my nuts are the size of watermelons.... 😉

Plus, there's already a thread with this title.

What a plonker!

Freddie2008

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by ivangrice
15 edits???

christ...anyone would think brother edwin would have made enough people fall for this trick but there's always one!

Sicilian Sausage

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26 Jun 05

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Plus, there's already a thread with this title.

What a plonker!

Nope. The other one is titled 'dfm65 : My nuts are like watrermelons'. 😛

Bowmann

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nope. The other one is titled 'My nuts are like watrermelons'. 😛

Oh no it isn't.

KneverKnight

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26 Jun 05

How about 12 foot long (~3 meter) carrots? Plant a patch, close together, wait a while, harvest and viola, instant basement hole thing, ready for concrete.

Bowmann

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nope. The other one is titled 'dfm65 : My nuts are like watrermelons'. 😛

Oh no it isn't.

dfm65

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26 Jun 05

Originally posted by Bowmann
How about pickles the size of grapefruits. Could you manage that?

Edit: Oh yes, and waterproof bread.

i'll have to do some market research to see if there is a demand for that. i'm only in it for the money. ok, money and fame. and sex. and - let's not be coy - power.