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    07 Jan '17 00:371 edit
    Seriously. Plenty of water. Eat salty crackers in moderation and probiotics can help if you have them. Oh and avoid vindaloo and lager..
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    Originally posted by mghrn55
    You can always sit on the toilet singing

    OOPS !! I did it again !!

    Over and over again .... 😀
    Sorry. Get well soon.🙂
    Oh, Britney. She used to be such a goddess.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    o.k. situation normalized now. Took tea instead of vindaloo and lager,
    calmed down and went to the clinic when I estimated the tank was
    empty. It seems I dehydrated badly because I got plugged into some
    electrolyte fluid thingy thing.

    This is the last time I eat curry in that damn place. Staff looked waaaay
    too authentic indian, so I guess their hands were not washed after
    taking a dump in the back alley.
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    07 Jan '17 01:57
    Originally posted by Seitse
    o.k. situation normalized now. Took tea instead of vindaloo and lager,
    calmed down and went to the clinic when I estimated the tank was
    empty. It seems I dehydrated badly because I got plugged into some
    electrolyte fluid thingy thing.

    This is the last time I eat curry in that damn place. Staff looked waaaay
    too authentic indian, so I guess their hands were not washed after
    taking a dump in the back alley.
    So 3 stars out of 5 then. 😛
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    07 Jan '17 02:12
    Originally posted by Seitse
    o.k. situation normalized now. Took tea instead of vindaloo and lager,
    calmed down and went to the clinic when I estimated the tank was
    empty. It seems I dehydrated badly because I got plugged into some
    electrolyte fluid thingy thing.

    This is the last time I eat curry in that damn place. Staff looked waaaay
    too authentic indian, so I guess their hands were not washed after
    taking a dump in the back alley.
    All well. Splendid.
    Dodgy curry houses don't hold distribution rights on bad tums though. A few years ago some richies paid 300 quid for lunch at the Fat Duck, Heston Blumenthal's place, and went home to projectile vomiting. You takes your chance.
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    07 Jan '17 05:48
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

    Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

    It really is THAT bad.
    With the advent of screw top wine bottles I am bereft of advice.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
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    07 Jan '17 09:37
    Originally posted by mghrn55
    So 3 stars out of 5 then. 😛
    Was about to give 'em 4 but I think you're right 😛
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    07 Jan '17 09:38
    Originally posted by Larkie
    All well. Splendid.
    Dodgy curry houses don't hold distribution rights on bad tums though. A few years ago some richies paid 300 quid for lunch at the Fat Duck, Heston Blumenthal's place, and went home to projectile vomiting. You takes your chance.
    True that.

    I once poisoned myself by eating a fancy but expired foie gras. I knew
    I was risking but gosh I wasn't going to waste the coin spent on it.
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  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    07 Jan '17 11:13
    Originally posted by Seitse
    o.k. situation normalized now. Took tea instead of vindaloo and lager,
    calmed down and went to the clinic when I estimated the tank was
    empty. It seems I dehydrated badly because I got plugged into some
    electrolyte fluid thingy thing.

    This is the last time I eat curry in that damn place. Staff looked waaaay
    too authentic indian, so I guess their hands were not washed after
    taking a dump in the back alley.
    Speaking as a diabetic, the last three times I was in the hospital was for dehydration and related 'effects' (your blood sugar gets high enough and your body tries to get rid of it by peeing it out). It's no joke. The last time it happened (almost two years ago now), I presented at the hospital with tachycardia. They made me chew aspirin thinking I was having a heart attack.
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    07 Jan '17 12:24
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

    Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

    It really is THAT bad.
    Sit on the toilet with your duds around your ankles ,spew up ( into duds ) and pull them up and then kak yourself .
    That will sort you out .😏
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    07 Jan '17 12:32
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Speaking as a diabetic, the last three times I was in the hospital was for dehydration and related 'effects' (your blood sugar gets high enough and your body tries to get rid of it by peeing it out). It's no joke. The last time it happened (almost two years ago now), I presented at the hospital with tachycardia. They made me chew aspirin thinking I was having a heart attack.
    Type 1 or 2?

    That's serious, you must warn all health practitioners of the
    condition before they try to play the Einstein. From personal experience,
    I've learned to memorize my and my loved ones' allergies, conditions,
    surgeries, etc. to recite like a mantra every tim there's an emergency.

    Sometimes I sound like a street peddler of trinkets when I do, from
    so many times I've said it.
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    07 Jan '17 13:04
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Type 1 or 2?

    That's serious, you [b]must
    warn all health practitioners of the
    condition before they try to play the Einstein. From personal experience,
    I've learned to memorize my and my loved ones' allergies, conditions,
    surgeries, etc. to recite like a mantra every tim there's an emergency.

    Sometimes I sound like a street peddler of trinkets when I do, from
    so many times I've said it.[/b]
    It only gets serious when you go blind and they have to start chopping your limbs off.
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    07 Jan '17 16:12
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Type 1 or 2?

    That's serious, you [b]must
    warn all health practitioners of the
    condition before they try to play the Einstein. From personal experience,
    I've learned to memorize my and my loved ones' allergies, conditions,
    surgeries, etc. to recite like a mantra every tim there's an emergency.

    Sometimes I sound like a street peddler of trinkets when I do, from
    so many times I've said it.[/b]
    Type 1. I was diagnosed when I was 23 and working like 70 hours a week. My nutrition sucked and I was living off apple juice and pop-tarts. So stress + crap nutrition + a strong immune system and my body went after the beta cells in the pancreas that make insulin. After years of "multiple daily insulin injections" I went on an insulin pump about 18 months ago and now I'm in the best health I've ever been in since I was a kid.

    My point was that dehydration is no joke, man. What I hated was being so out of it I barely noticed the cute ER intern fumbling in my panties trying to shove a catheter up my 'lady bits'.
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