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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jan '17 12:56
    I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

    Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

    It really is THAT bad.
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    06 Jan '17 13:551 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

    Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

    It really is THAT bad.
    Hmm. Sometimes a 'hair of the dog' approach can be most efficacious.
    A couple of pints of vindaloo washed down with a gallon of lager should blast the system spotlessly clean.
    Let me know how you get on.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jan '17 16:59
    I'll try suicide.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    06 Jan '17 18:33
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'll try suicide.
    Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

    There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

    Dr Ghost
  5. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jan '17 18:41
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

    There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

    Dr Ghost
    Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

    Can I pay with crap?
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    06 Jan '17 18:47
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

    Can I pay with crap?
    actually the addition of fiber is a good thing
    the excess water in your colon would be sucked up
    if that doesn't help
    try a plug
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    06 Jan '17 18:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

    Can I pay with crap?
    Only if fossilized.


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    06 Jan '17 19:14
    A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jan '17 19:23
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.
    Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

    If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
    Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.
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    06 Jan '17 19:49
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

    Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

    It really is THAT bad.
    What about poo or willies or vaginas?

    Oh, sorry, this is about poo...
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jan '17 20:47
    Originally posted by divegeester
    What about poo or willies or vaginas?
    Keep your deviant ways to yourself, pervert chav. I am really sick but
    of course you love that, don't you? You Headhunters push blacks off
    subway cars like in Paris, so why not some stomach pain for poor old
    seitse?
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    06 Jan '17 21:02
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

    If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
    Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.
    You can always sit on the toilet singing

    OOPS !! I did it again !!

    Over and over again .... πŸ˜€
    Sorry. Get well soon.πŸ™‚
  15. Subscribermoonbus
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    06 Jan '17 21:56
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.
    Stop eating. Guaranteed to work (eventually).
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