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I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.
Hmm. Sometimes a 'hair of the dog' approach can be most efficacious.
A couple of pints of vindaloo washed down with a gallon of lager should blast the system spotlessly clean.
Let me know how you get on.

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I'll try suicide.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I'll try suicide.
Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?
actually the addition of fiber is a good thing
the excess water in your colon would be sucked up
if that doesn't help
try a plug

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?
Only if fossilized.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite

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A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.
Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.

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Keep your deviant ways to yourself, pervert chav. I am really sick but
of course you love that, don't you? You Headhunters push blacks off
subway cars like in Paris, so why not some stomach pain for poor old
seitse?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.
You can always sit on the toilet singing

OOPS !! I did it again !!

Over and over again .... 😀
Sorry. Get well soon.🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.
Stop eating. Guaranteed to work (eventually).

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