Diarrhea home remedies

I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

Originally posted by Seitse
I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

Hmm. Sometimes a 'hair of the dog' approach can be most efficacious.
A couple of pints of vindaloo washed down with a gallon of lager should blast the system spotlessly clean.
Let me know how you get on.

I'll try suicide.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'll try suicide.

Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost

Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

actually the addition of fiber is a good thing
the excess water in your colon would be sucked up
if that doesn't help
try a plug

Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

Only if fossilized.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite

A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.

Originally posted by vandervelde
A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.

Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.

Originally posted by Seitse
I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

What about poo or willies or vaginas?

Oh, sorry, this is about poo...

Originally posted by divegeester
What about poo or willies or vaginas?

Keep your deviant ways to yourself, pervert chav. I am really sick but
of course you love that, don't you? You Headhunters push blacks off
subway cars like in Paris, so why not some stomach pain for poor old
seitse?

Originally posted by Seitse
Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.

You can always sit on the toilet singing

OOPS !! I did it again !!

Over and over again .... 😀
Sorry. Get well soon.🙂

Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Stop eating. Guaranteed to work (eventually).