Diary of a mad black woman

Dear Diary

Today I broke into my ex-roommate's apartment, slashed the furniture, threw bleach on the wall, put her kitten in the oven and turned it on, stole a bunch of dvds and packages of noodles... as a joke lol. Then left because the kitten was making too much noise while being cooked.

Regards
Cheyenne

ps. I hate cats, lol, best joke ever

http://tinyurl.com/p965hu

😠

Do they have the death sentence in New York?

Gee, someone should be lapidated. Or prohibited from multiplying.

Can you imagine what kind of mother she would be?

Under what conditions would it be legal to roast a cat?

Originally posted by Palynka
Under what conditions would it be legal to roast a cat?

Originally posted by Starrman
miaowtial law?

Originally posted by hopscotch
Do they have the death sentence in New York?

Originally posted by zozozozo
Dude, the kitten is already dead:/

Originally posted by zozozozo
Dude, the kitten is already dead:/

Originally posted by cadwah
LOL, I'm in shock that you actually made me laugh.

Originally posted by Palynka
Under what conditions would it be legal to roast a cat?

Originally posted by Palynka
Seriously, this is important to me. Anyone knows?

We throw live lobsters into boiling water. What's the issue?

Just kidding of course. What a horrible girl.

Originally posted by Palynka
Under what conditions would it be legal to roast a cat?

Originally posted by Nordlys
When the cat is already dead, I assume.