Did you hear about VR, Sonhouse & Freaky?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
There was an old man named Rusty
Who's dick was declared to be crusty
An ol' whore gave a shrug
Said I'll give it a tug
And it blew out a load that was musty

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Better him than Trudeau.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
At least you are getting the rhythm of the limerick a bit better now. C+ grade, maybe B.

Sonhouse is getting more and more distraught
He will often lose his train of thought
The lad cried I voted for Hilary
I should have just stayed down the distillery
Now I'll never get to be an astronaut.

Originally posted by @captain-strange
Sonhouse is getting more and more distraught
He will often lose his train of thought
The lad cried I voted for Hilary
I should have just stayed down the distillery
Now I'll never get to be an astronaut.

Originally posted by @freakykbh
That last line was a bit flat
sonhouse--- who insists he's all that---
Flew straight to the moon
On the back of a loon
Sadly, his pantsuit was shat.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Freaky quietly sat
on an Earth reassuringly flat,
a conspiracy loon
no man on the moon,
more sense comes from my cat.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Freaky quietly sat
on an Earth reassuringly flat,
a conspiracy loon
no man on the moon,
more sense comes from my cat.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.