Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate There was an old man named Rusty
Who's dick was declared to be crusty
An ol' whore gave a shrug
Said I'll give it a tug
And it blew out a load that was musty
At least you are getting the rhythm of the limerick a bit better now. C+ grade, maybe B.
Sonhouse is getting more and more distraught
He will often lose his train of thought
The lad cried I voted for Hilary
I should have just stayed down the distillery
Now I'll never get to be an astronaut.
Originally posted by @captain-strange Sonhouse is getting more and more distraught
He will often lose his train of thought
The lad cried I voted for Hilary
I should have just stayed down the distillery
Now I'll never get to be an astronaut.
That last line was a bit flat
sonhouse--- who insists he's all that---
Flew straight to the moon
On the back of a loon
Sadly, his pantsuit was shat.
Originally posted by @freakykbh That last line was a bit flat
sonhouse--- who insists he's all that---
Flew straight to the moon
On the back of a loon
Sadly, his pantsuit was shat.
Freaky quietly sat
on an Earth reassuringly flat,
a conspiracy loon
no man on the moon,
more sense comes from my cat.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Freaky quietly sat
on an Earth reassuringly flat,
a conspiracy loon
no man on the moon,
more sense comes from my cat.
I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.
Originally posted by @wolfe63 I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.
Originally posted by @wolfe63 I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Freaky quietly sat
on an Earth reassuringly flat,
a conspiracy loon
no man on the moon,
more sense comes from my cat.
Here lies Duke's ghost
Admires hisself the most
He came up with a quip
Made me look like a dip
When I much prefer toast to roast...
Originally posted by @wolfe63 I've gotta Hand it to VR...
he's got his time in, by far.
He can take a punch...
and eat your lunch
all while pinting ale at the bar.
You were doing great uintil the ale, got that part wrong! 😉
24 May '18 13:14
Did you hear about VR, Sonhouse & Freaky?
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