Very Rusty, Sonhouse and Freaky are exploring the jungles of darkest Africa together. Unfortunately, our intrepid adveturers are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibal chief, having something of a warped sense of humor, tells them that they'll be set free if they gather 10 identical pieces of fruit from the jungle. So off they go to comb the jungle for fruit...
Very Rusty is the first to return with an armload of apples, whereupon he's informed by the Chief that he musts stick all 10 of the apples up his bum without making a sound or he'll be killed immediately. VR makes a valiant effort and manages to get a whole apple up his bum without making a squeak. The second apple is just too much for him though and he lets out a scream of pain. The cannibals immediately kill him and put him on to boil.
Freaky returns next carrying 10 strawberries and begins ramming these tiny fruits up his rear end, he easily fits 9 strawberries up his backside, and swiftly moves onto the 10th. He has the 10th small fruit up half way up his bum when he burst out into hysterical laughter, he is immediately killed and put in the stew with the VR.
Shortly thereafter, VR and Freaky find themselves chilling in heaven and the VR asks, "You were so close to being allowed to live, why did you start laughing?"
Freaky replies, "I just couldn't help it, I couldn't stop thinking about seing Sonhouse walking around the jungle with an armload of pineapples."
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateMaybe you can sell that story to Stormy. She might turn it into an audio book.
Very Rusty, Sonhouse and Freaky are exploring the jungles of darkest Africa together. Unfortunately, our intrepid adveturers are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibal chief, having something of a warped sense of humor, tells them that they'll be set free if they gather 10 identical pieces of fruit from the jungle. So off they go to c ...[text shortened]... n't stop thinking about seing Sonhouse walking around the jungle with an armload of pineapples."
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateI think VR would have enjoyed the pineapples
Very Rusty, Sonhouse and Freaky are exploring the jungles of darkest Africa together. Unfortunately, our intrepid adveturers are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibal chief, having something of a warped sense of humor, tells them that they'll be set free if they gather 10 identical pieces of fruit from the jungle. So off they go to c ...[text shortened]... n't stop thinking about seing Sonhouse walking around the jungle with an armload of pineapples."
no telling what he inserts daily
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateYou stole that bit from Mel Brooks.
It does make me laugh to think of you stuffing pineapples up your bum.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateWhy didn't you go all the way and add the 4th idiot, yourself? You could have been in the role of co-butt stuffer, two at the same time....
Of course I stole it. It's a masterpiece. I just added three idiots into the mix.
Originally posted by @sonhouseDon't mind hoh, he loves the attention.
Why didn't you go all the way and add the 4th idiot, yourself? You could have been in the role of co-butt stuffer, two at the same time....
Best is not to feed the troll if possible. 😉
Unless of course you want to yank his chains a bit, that is loads of fun. He will keep coming back for more.
-VR
Originally posted by @very-rustyYou feed me constantly. Your love and admiration for me clearly knows no bounds.
Don't mind hoh, he loves the attention.
Best is not to feed the troll if possible. 😉
Unless of course you want to yank his chains a bit, that is loads of fun. He will keep coming back for more.
-VR
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateHahaha.
Very Rusty, Sonhouse and Freaky are exploring the jungles of darkest Africa together. Unfortunately, our intrepid adveturers are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibal chief, having something of a warped sense of humor, tells them that they'll be set free if they gather 10 identical pieces of fruit from the jungle. So off they go to c ...[text shortened]... n't stop thinking about seing Sonhouse walking around the jungle with an armload of pineapples."
There's none of that sweet butt fruit in the jungles of Afmerica.
Saw that coming a mile away.
Idiots indeed, sir.
Originally posted by @freakykbhOnce, while exploring Belize, I ate a bushel of butt fruit.
Hahaha.
There's none of that sweet butt fruit in the jungles of Afmerica.
Saw that coming a mile away.
Idiots indeed, sir.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateYou could have posted it to your new "quality" jokes thread
Of course I stole it. It's a masterpiece. I just added three idiots into the mix.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateYour self centered ego has no bounds. Understand I think you are a complet A-Hole, no question in my mind about it.
You feed me constantly. Your love and admiration for me clearly knows no bounds.
-VR
Originally posted by @very-rustyPretty obviously narcissistic to boot. Probably sociopathic also, no regrets, no remorse for anything it does.
Your self centered ego has no bounds. Understand I think you are a complet A-Hole, no question in my mind about it.
-VR
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecatePre-, post-, or mid-insertion?
Once, while exploring Belize, I ate a bushel of butt fruit.