Difference between Americans and Europeans

Europeans when talking to Americans will change they way they say something if they know Americans say it differently, or at least explain the word while Americans will just say 'freshman year in college' for example without giving it a second thought that we might not have a clue what freshman year is.

Europeans have bad breath, bad teeth, his spine is curved in the form of question mark, they have dandruf, they wee socks on sandals, and they read books and know Greek mythology, and are acustomed to life in small apartments. They don't know what toaster is and don't mix sweet and salt in the same meal. They are humble.

Americans are fat, surgically imroved, white teeth, transplanted hair, tall, fat again, they are barefooted, relaxed, they mix jam and peanut butter and maprle syrup with bacon, they are noisy and need space, their cloth closet is bigger than most appartments in Europe, they can come in in his house thorugh windows, and don't read books and are uneducated.

Originally posted by @vandervelde
Europeans have bad breath, bad teeth, his spine is curved in the form of question mark, they have dandruf, they wee socks on sandals, and they read books and know Greek mythology, and are acustomed to life in small apartments. They don't know what toaster is and don't mix sweet and salt in the same meal. They are humble.

Americans are fat, surgically ...[text shortened]... Europe, they can come in in his house thorugh windows, and don't read books and are uneducated.

Originally posted by @suzianne
Okay, so this is a bigotry thread, do I have that much right?

(Psssst, not all Americans are narrow-minded and uneducated. A lot are, yes, but by no means all.)

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I could say look at how they voted in as their President but I will not as that would open another can of worms....LOL...

-VR

Originally posted by @torunn
Europeans have had their share of disastrous leaders too... I don't think I have to name them.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
This is new for the Americans, their Presidents or I should say most of them were well respected around the world. This one most certainly is not, also the first President to be up 3:00 a.m. tweeting!!!

Name me a European leader even close to him?

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty

Name me a European leader even close to him?

-VR[/b]

Originally posted by @caissad4
Hitler, Franco and Mussolini come to mind
And Albania ,Romania and Serbia (can't think of their names)
And the embarrassing leaders of Greece and Italy

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I could say look at how they voted in as their President but I will not as that would open another can of worms....LOL...

-VR

Americans have a hot water inlet in their washing machines.


Damn Americans.

Originally posted by @caissad4
Hitler, Franco and Mussolini come to mind
And Albania ,Romania and Serbia (can't think of their names)
And the embarrassing leaders of Greece and Italy

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
I think they voted him in the way most democracies do, with some minor differences...by "secret" ballot.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
He also got voted in losing the popular vote by around 2 million people!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @caissad4
Hitler, Franco and Mussolini come to mind
And Albania ,Romania and Serbia (can't think of their names)
And the embarrassing leaders of Greece and Italy