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  1. Joined
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    26 Feb '15 04:13
    Here is what you do, you cancel your home security service and do the following.

    1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
    2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
    3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
    4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.

    You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!
  2. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    26 Feb '15 07:13
    Originally posted by whodey
    Here is what you do, you cancel your home security service and do the following.

    1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
    2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
    3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
    4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.

    You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!
    Maybe the CIA .. the others aren't that stupid.