Originally posted by eatmybishopWhen I read your posts, I have an image in my head of somebody with 1 hand smaller than the other, a permanently downturned right side of your mouth resulting in a lisp and a constant pool of bubbly dribble in the corner of your lips, and a bald patch left of centre, near your temple.
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Am I right?
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Originally posted by RagnorakYes, he is your twin. 😛
When I read your posts, I have an image in my head of somebody with 1 hand smaller than the other, a permanently downturned right side of your mouth resulting in a lisp and a constant pool of bubbly dribble in the corner of your lips, and a bald patch left of centre, near your temple.
Am I right?
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[i]Originally posted by eatmybishop[/I haven't visited the Tate recently..... the question reminds me of the sort of thing that Dorian Gray would have asked of his portrait, and I'm sure Oscar Wilde would have thought up a witty reply.
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Your question is though, in my opinion, a good one for a forum because it should, ss it is designed to do, drag wit out of ieven ts most serious readers
Or perhaps I am wrong. Could the question refer to your most successful chat-up line ?
I suggest you use other approaches though invoking either
SYMPATHY
"Do you know the difference between a colostomy bag and a chicken leg ?"
When, at the party your hapless, drunk, victim automatically says
"No",
you say
"Would you like to come on a picnic with me ?"
- works every time
or
POETRY
Recite, Rupert Brooke's poem, 'Ode to Granchester'
"Stands the church clock
at ten to three"
and when you get to the next line
leer adoringly.
This doesn't always work, but is good fun.
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