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Do ova view sperm as angels?

Do ova view sperm as angels?

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Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
Pehaps some Ova will respond (hopefully). My thought is.....ya probably a "Bomber".

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.

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Originally posted by Elamef37
Not if it was sent by a 'p***k'
Come come now.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
I highly doubt that. I like to think of them as clueless little buggers who have no idea what's trying to hunt them down and penetrate them!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I highly doubt that. I like to think of them as clueless little buggers who have no idea what's trying to hunt them down and penetrate them!
Sounds like a bunch of Catholic school girls at a UFL kegger!

BA-ZING.

(P.S. I assume these girls are of age, yes? Yes, but they have fake IDs for drinking purposes. Fair enough then.)

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
what's the message?

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Originally posted by wormwood
what's the message?
'We have been sent by God to make you fruitful. Now you must DIE!'

Alternatively:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
No
But I think when men and women procreate, they are as close to being a god and goddess as people can possibly be, while on the physical plane.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
'We have been sent by God to make you fruitful. Now you must DIE!'

Alternatively:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
"I'm the alpha male and she's the hottest piece of ovum in the house. Let's hook up!"

"Now let's kill the rest of them. 🙂"

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Originally posted by wormwood
what's the message?
'There isn't WOMB in here for both of us. Your days of quiet tranquility are OVA. Here we COME, SEMEN in port looking for a good time'.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
No
But I think when men and women procreate, they are as close to being a god and goddess as people can possibly be, while on the physical plane.
i always find being worshipped in mid-shag a bit distracting, personally.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i always find being worshipped in mid-shag a bit distracting, personally.
Is it the chanting? the incense? the coughing from the back of the hall?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
'We have been sent by God to make you fruitful. Now you must DIE!'

Alternatively:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
LOL, encouraging.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
LOL, encouraging.
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.

How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?