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Do ova view sperm as angels?

Do ova view sperm as angels?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is it the chanting? the incense? the coughing from the back of the hall?
i think it's the pressure of not wanting to disappoint a whole room full of people - a bit like making a porn film, where you know that the fluffers, lighting guys, cameramen, the director and your co-stars' liveliehoods all depend on you.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.

How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
with flowers and chocolates, and whispered sweet nothings...

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i think it's the pressure of not wanting to disappoint a whole room full of people - a bit like making a porn film, where you know that the fluffers, lighting guys, cameramen, the director and your co-stars' liveliehoods all depend on you.
Ah, I understand: the overwhelming sense of responsibility.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.

How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
That's why you'll be one of the many, many, sperm to FAIL sissy boy!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's why you'll be one of the many, many, sperm to FAIL sissy boy!
My sperm have succeeded on two occasions. I have no idea how they behaved, though.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
My sperm have succeeded on two occasions. I have no idea how they behaved, though.
Hmm. Mine haven't. Maybe it's the smooth sperm who gets the ovum.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Hmm. Mine haven't. Maybe it's the smooth sperm who gets the ovum.
Did you want them to?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
My sperm have succeeded on two occasions. I have no idea how they behaved, though.
not to detract from your sperm's achievments, but that's two out of uncountable billions. mathematically, very close to zero.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.

How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
I'll take a leap here and say many women find the multitudinous of sperm unnecessary. I'm sure the ovum doesn't dream the sperm's arrival in such an un-romantic fashion. It likely expects some flattery before the invasion, but alas, no. And besides, who can respect that? BILLIONS fail.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
not to detract from your sperm's achievments, but that's two out of uncountable billions. mathematically, very close to zero.
I'm flattered at your estimation of my prowess, but 'uncountable billions' of occasions stretches credibility an iota too far.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm flattered at your estimation of my prowess, but 'uncountable billions' of occasions stretches credibility an iota too far.
lmfao

no, no - i meant 'uncountable billions of sperm cells' - i.e however many million per ejaculation, multiplied over a lifetime

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.

How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
I suppose it's more likely that an agressively expansive race of sperm angels show up from the void, than a bunch of long tail hippies who'll more likely still chill back on their twin home planets when the push comes to shove.

then again, half of the blueprints a human doesn't make. a sperm is not a boy and an ovum is not a girl, which also makes the angelic part quite fitting in its asexuality. but my point is, is the assumption of aggressive sperm valid to begin with? maybe it's the ova who's broadcasting the message, and the message is: "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

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Originally posted by wormwood
maybe it's the ova who's broadcasting the message, and the message is: "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
Like moths to flame. The sperm suddenly resemble suicidal devotees of Kali.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
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Dancing on the head of a pin...

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A sperm is only use an ovum to reproduce itslf.

18 years later billions and billions of new spermes has been produced. Or if the y chromosome didn't stick, another thousands ova is produced to be ready to be used for other sperms.

What about the human body? Oh, that's is only an intermediary.