When I played football, the line tapes two and two to avoid injuries.
I felt it gave me a better grip when holding and knocking down
opponents.
Oh well then, it sounds like you're primed for the big experiment. Which digit do you propose to disengage? How (meat cleaver?)? And would you consider presenting the severed member to Smithsonian Institution or Dr. Hagens for plastination?
Originally posted by moonbus Oh well then, it sounds like you're primed for the big experiment. Which digit do you propose to disengage? How (meat cleaver?)? And would you consider presenting the severed member to Smithsonian Institution or Dr. Hagens for plastination?
What are you? A damn barbarian from the Middle Ages?
I am splashing the cash on a top notch veterinarian, of course.
Originally posted by Seitse I presume you have never been with a woman, uh?
It's o.k. I will describe it to you... It feels like... bags of sand.
Hey Seitse, did you ever stop to consider that if you were to mate with a sea anemone, your genes could live on forever in your offspring? Check this out:
Originally posted by moonbus Hey Seitse, did you ever stop to consider that if you were to mate with a sea anemone, your genes could live on forever in your offspring? Check this out:
I recently went to the doctor and said wherever I touch my body it hurts like hell.
He said show me.
So I prodded my leg and screamed in agony.Prodded my arm and screamed in agony.Prodded my shoulder and screamed in agony.