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Do you prefer chess or sex

Do you prefer chess or sex

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Its won or lost in the middle game!
Aha, but with the proper, gradual and well-planned, opening, the end result is a formality!

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What about protection.
I always find a bus shelter perfectly adequate for both.

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Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Do you prefer chess or sex?
Depends on how active my bishop is.

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Chess is gay
'coz you are after the King.
If you do another thing
and sacrifice the Queen
it may be a good play
but as woman hater you'll be seen.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Opening - 1 minute
Middle game - 18 minutes
End game - 1 minute
Ooooo, a threesome eh?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Ooooo, a threesome eh?
Rather have a win on the Gee Gee's

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Originally posted by redbadger
Rather have a win on the Gee Gee's
What are the odds?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What are the odds?
could be all of them Suzie, Andy,Grammpy, they are all a bit odd.

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I like anal chess.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I like anal chess.
its crap

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Originally posted by redbadger
its crap
Ya rolls the dice, ya plays the game, right? Oh, I thought you said Craps.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Ya rolls the dice, ya plays the game, right? Oh, I thought you said Craps.
same thing, I have had the craps.

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i prefer a good game of chess between.

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Originally posted by billyray
i prefer a good game of chess between.
Between what ?....... 2 slices of bread.

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Originally posted by redbadger
Between what ?....... 2 slices of bread.
2 buttcheeks