Man goes to doctor, complains about leg. "It keeps talking," he says. Doctor tells him to take off trousers and lie on examination couch. He then listens to man's thigh through stethoscope.
Thigh says, "Lend us a tenner."
"Remarkable," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says knee.
"Incredible," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to ankle.
"Lend us a couple of quid," says ankle.
"Amazing!" says doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks man.
"Your leg's broke in three places."
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveYou take the high knee,
Man goes to doctor, complains about leg. "It keeps talking," he says. Doctor tells him to take off trousers and lie on examination couch. He then listens to man's thigh through stethoscope.
Thigh says, "Lend us a tenner."
"Remarkable," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says knee.
"Incredible," says ...[text shortened]... ng!" says doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks man.
"Your leg's broke in three places."
and I'll take the low knee...
And I'll get to Dublin before Yheeee!
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Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveThat's a funny bone.
Man goes to doctor, complains about leg. "It keeps talking," he says. Doctor tells him to take off trousers and lie on examination couch. He then listens to man's thigh through stethoscope.
Thigh says, "Lend us a tenner."
"Remarkable," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says knee.
"Incredible," says ...[text shortened]... ng!" says doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks man.
"Your leg's broke in three places."
one day a doctor was talking to one if his friends and confessed that he had slept with one of his paitents yesterday. his friend with a shocked look on his face said ’oh my god thats sick, i cant believe im hearing this" the doctor replies "well its not like im the first and only doctor to sleep with one if his paitents" his friend says "thats true... but you're a fcuking vet"
An old codger is not feeling that flash so goes off to see his local GP.
The doctor gives him a thorough examination and then proclaims - " I'm sorry, but it's bad news. You are terminally ill and there is no known treatment."
The codger is unusually composed and asks the doctor "how much time do I have?" The doctor reflects and replies " about ten"
At this point the codger becomes agitated and responds " ten what? ten years? ten months? ten weeks? ten what!!??
The doctor looks the codger straight in the eye and says "nine"
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A desperate woman visits her Doctor and explains that no matter how much she and her husband try to have children, it just doesn't seem to be working.
"I have an old Asian method you should try." Says the Doctor. "How many children do you wish?"
The woman wants three and the Doctor hands her three bullets: "Swallow one, each May, and you'll be surprised."
Each May the woman swallows one of the bullets and each February she is blessed with a child until she has three. She is well chuffed.
14 years later the oldest kid comes running in from the toilet: "Ma, Ma...I just pee'd a bullet into the toilet!"
"That's okay," explains the Mother, "that sort of thing can happen."
A year later the second oldest kid comes running into the living room from the toilet: "Ma, Ma...I just pee'd a bullet into the toilet!"
"That's okay," explains the Mother, "That sort of thing can happen."
Yet a year later the youngest child comes running down the stairs: "Ma, Ma...I just shot the dog..."
A blonde goes to the doctor. When he asks her what's wrong she replies with, "I hurt all over. 🙁" Confused, the doctor asks what she means. The blonde takes her finger, pokes her arm and howls in pain. Then she moves her finger down to her belly, pokes, and screams. Next she does the same with her leg. "Well, I've got some good news," the doctor says. "You've only got a broken finger."
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An old man with a hearing problem gets a call from his doctor to remind him of an upcoming appointment.The man says to his wife"can you come along because you know I have trouble hearing what the doctor is saying". The wife says" of course".On the appointed day off they go to the doctors.The doctor says that he'll need a stool sample,a urine sample and a sperm sample.The old man turns to his wife and says" what did he say?" to which the wife replies.."He wants your underpants".😛