Does it get any better?

@beowulf said
I have been known to drink the juice.

I have no shame 😏

Sometimes, it just doesn't get any better than having no shame.

@fmf said

One of many, many examples.

surveillance has increased several hundredfold
cameras are everywhere
they can hear me

@rookie54 said
surveillance has increased several hundredfold
cameras are everywhere
they can hear me

The rest of us can take comfort from the fact they can hear you.

@rookie54 said
surveillance has increased several hundredfold

I was going to say that it doesn't get any better than that but I suppose it COULD eventually increase several thousandfold, which WOULD be even better, empirically speaking.

-Removed-

What, weenie?

-Removed-

You do know everyone only gets one thumb per post, right?

Who are you again?

@rookie54 said
surveillance has increased several hundredfold
cameras are everywhere
they can hear me

They also lip read.

@fmf said
A potato and cucumber sandwich with brown bread and a smear of Indian lime chutney.

One of many, many examples.

You?

Raw potato? Like a slice of a russet?
You poor uncultured backwards soul. I was told that could give you worms. That and if you swallowed a watermelon seed a melon would grow in your tummy.
I'll bet you're the kind that runs with scissors in your hand.

@gambrel said
Raw potato? Like a slice of a russet?
You poor uncultured backwards soul. I was told that could give you worms. That and if you swallowed a watermelon seed a melon would grow in your tummy.
I'll bet you're the kind that runs with scissors in your hand.

The first time I ate a cherry I was 38 and my gf said...

"Give me the seed"

I swallowed it and was flipping out because I thought I was going to die.

True story.

@beowulf said
The first time I ate a cherry I was 38 and my gf said...

"Give me the seed"

I swallowed it and was flipping out because I thought I was going to die.

True story.

I have no prob believing this.

Except the part about you having a girlfriend.

@fmf said
A potato and cucumber sandwich with brown bread and a smear of Indian lime chutney.

One of many, many examples.

You?

Thank goodness. Thought you might be having a Bono moment.

@fmf said
A potato and cucumber sandwich with brown bread and a smear of Indian lime chutney.

One of many, many examples.

You?

Grilled river eel and a threesome with Darren Wang and Keita Machida.

Those were the days.

[this is, of course, a false but nonetheless pleasurable and life-sustaining memory]

@mchill said
I'll assume this is an attempt at humor.

Pretty sure it was an attempt to produce an NFT rarity by feeding a text prompt into an art-bot.