Does it get any better?

@fmf said
Sometimes, it just doesn't get any better than having no shame.

@gambrel said
I'll bet you're the kind that runs with scissors in your hand.

@gambrel said
Raw potato?

@fmf said
It doesn't get any better than running with scissors.

@fmf said
It doesn't get any better than running with scissors.

@beowulf said
Dude 🤣

No! 😐

@fmf said
I was strictly forbidden to do so when I was a kid. So, since I left home, I have been doing it all the time. The sweetness of rebellion doesn't get any better.

@beowulf said
If you think that's bad I have to cut the Milk bag for my girlfriend's 22 year old son.

Yes...in Canada milk is in bags and yes...he can't use scissors 😔

True effin Story.

@fmf said
Is "to cut my girlfriend's Milk bag" a Canadian euphemism for some specific type of nookie?

@beowulf said
Her kid is retarded.

@beowulf said
Who can't use scissors?

Birdsong through an open window in the morning

Oxygen/Carbon Dioxide exchange with trees and ferns on a trail run

@hakima said
Birdsong through an open window in the morning

Oxygen/Carbon Dioxide exchange with trees and ferns on a trail run

@fmf said
But wouldn't it be EVEN better on a treadmill in a gym high up in a skyscraper with a TV tuned to Fox Business in front of you and a vending machine nearby?

@suzianne said
The rest, fine, but Fox Business?

Good Lord, man.