Don't You Hate It When .........

I hate when......players ranked about 400 points above you challenge you uninvited, your ego moves e4 and before you know it you getting pummelled like a peadophile who has dropped the soap in the prison showers. They assume a winning position quickly but then take a week to crush you to a slow death.

..your friends girlfriend wants a bit rompety pomp?😲

You walk into a gents toilet in the pub,desperate to go, knowing that your trainers leak, and someone has managed to urinate all over the floor....

Originally posted by Corsair
...you accidently drop the soap in the prison showers.

You only realise that you're out of toilet paper when you're actually sitting on the loo in a time of need.

when u lose @ anything (70+ times on RHP & counting)....

getting bowled
making zero

getting blocked by your girlfriend
getting blocked by your girlfriends best friend
when the best friend tells yre girlfriend
not having a girlfriend

;-)

daniel

Originally posted by Starrman
when no-one posts here all morning, c'mon, I'm bored, I need input people!

... you have this nagging feeling that you've forgotten to do something important, but don't know what it is.