Don't you hate it when........

Dont you just hate it when your girlfriend is around and there are chicks diggin you?:'(

...when you go to get a bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice and end up pouring the orange juice in your cereal... I hate that!

dont you just hate it when your talking about someone, and when you take your phone out your pocket you see their name on the screen, listening!!!

Originally posted by squaccerman
You let someone fork your rooks.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Elven, if that's you on the thumbnail, I wouldn't worry about anybody seeing me naked. I'd be quite proud. You're the reason God made girls.

Originally posted by whitedeerwithnohorns
hehe im dating a really hot chick and I have dreams about her telling other men about me and thanking them for for being a friend.

.....you are showing your students how to do online research on social issues, and you take them into a website about child modeling/beauty pageants and unbeknownst to you, the website has a list of porn sites on the screeen and, while you are showing how to document the sources, the students are all laughing and you haven't a clue..........not that this has happened to me......

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
and that is what I do, sweety. I am sure I bore everyone to death talking about my sweet baby. 😀

Originally posted by PBE6
Bored? Us? Noooo...

http://www2.rgu.ac.uk/criad/stenhouse/bashcomp.gif

......you fall down in the woods (falling backwards) and sit on a cactus........ouch!!!!!!!!

You think you are biting cake and your are biting meat!

I hate it when the boss tell me that we have to finish the job today and leaves me there to do his work and mine. I hate it when the boss tells me to finish the job today and I need twelve hours to do it correctly. Then he acts like I had more than enough time. What a sorry sob he is at times. Work suc#s.