Dose of reality for guys

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Chick peas, eh. I call 'em garbanzo beans but either way... I love 'em too. My office just relocated down the street from a Middle Eastern restaurant that, among other things, serves hummus. I've never had hummus and I'm kind of scared of it, but I googled it and found out it's just mashed garbanzo beans used as a dip.

I ordered a gyro from the guy and asked if they had any potato chips in the restaurant. He sneered at me--obviously offended--and said with a Middle Eastern accent, "No chips here. We do pita bread." Ah. Ok. That gyro was totally awesome though.

Since that time I've gone back and bought another gyro and opted for the addition of falafel on it. Bad mistake. Falafel sucks.

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"I love that with Dorritto's, humus and a cold lager whilst sat under
the parasol in my garden mid-summer. Roll on Summer..."

You sure Will Shakespeare isn't one of your great, great ancestors?
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Originally posted by sumydid
Chick peas, eh. I call 'em garbanzo beans but either way... I love 'em too. My office just relocated down the street from a Middle Eastern restaurant that, among other things, serves hummus. I've never had hummus and I'm kind of scared of it, but I googled it and found out it's just mashed garbanzo beans used as a dip.

I ordered a gyro from the guy and ...[text shortened]... another gyro and opted for the addition of falafel on it. Bad mistake. Falafel sucks.

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