Originally posted by Bosse de NageWell, I nearly had to reconsider our diplomatic relations after that fiasco. Of course the court food taster had to sample it first, and whilst for an Elf he has a robust digestive system, I fear he'd make a poor Orc and had to be taken away to the convalescent wing suffering from nausea and stomach cramps. Fortunately for you, the Queen was quick to point out that it is the thought that counts...
Elves are so delicate.
I don't suppose you've sampled the Orcish Grog I sent you?
Originally posted by Bosse de NageUmm... no... that's okay, lets agree that it was a lovely thought and be done with it. I'd reciprocate, but I fear that a fine glass of Elvish wine might burn you clean.
I have some Drow wine from the cellars of Rusucurru, do you fancy some of that? (Creepy place...Completely deserted...Unless there's something I can't see...)
Originally posted by StarrmanThen how did the King of Elandor ever become a king? I am sure he is not of Elvish blood, his poor language and spelling skills betray him. I suspect he is an orc, or maybe some half-breed. Why don't the Elves of Elandor rebel against him? That would make our job a lot easier.
Are you saying he's an immigrant? We Elves do not take kindly to having immigrants under our banner, wretched half-breeeds *shudder*
Originally posted by NordlysTrue and in fact I have spies at this very moment sowing the seeds of discontent amongst his people, let him come, he will have nothing to return to...
Then how did the King of Elandor ever become a king? I am sure he is not of Elvish blood, his poor language and spelling skills betray him. I suspect he is an orc, or maybe some half-breed. Why don't the Elves of Elandor rebel against him? That would make our job a lot easier.
Originally posted by NordlysI must say that even Chief Skaggs writes better than him! The King of Elandor is obviously a substitute for the real ruler of that realm. I suspect identity theft, credit card rape and general wizardry of the foulest sort.
I am sure he is not of Elvish blood, his poor language and spelling skills betray him.
Originally posted by Bosse de NageI had hoped he would sign up for one of the spelling classes the House of Balarion is offering. It would have been a good way to find out more about him.
I must say that even Chief Skaggs writes better than him! The King of Elandor is obviously a substitute for the real ruler of that realm. I suspect identity theft, credit card rape and general wizardry of the foulest sort.