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Dropped on your head as a baby?

Dropped on your head as a baby?

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Never dropped on my head (as far as I know), but I did tumble down a flight of stairs as a baby and had a black tooth for a few years.

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Fell 10 feet and my whole vertical body landed on the back of my neck. A drunken party in the woods.
I was 18.

Hit by a car and landed on my back. My backpack saved my head. Age 26. I think.

Fell face first towards the ground, around 8 feet.
My dad caught my ankle and he said don't cry.

I cried. (10 or 22 I don't remember)

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@kannstipated said

Fell face first towards the ground, around 8 feet.
My dad caught my ankle and he said don't cry.

I cried.
I hope it was a swing and a miss that time.

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i am a minor legend in the cook county sheriff's dept
i am one of few who have not once, not twice, but three times removed a windshield (windscreen) using only my face

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@rookie54 said
i am a minor legend in the cook county sheriff's dept
i am one of few who have not once, not twice, but three times removed a windshield (windscreen) using only my face
Beats me.

The old Face takes out the Windshield and Lives is King.

Stories would be appreciated.

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Explain Please.

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@kannstipated said
Explain Please.
Yeah, I don't get the "Purple Starfish" connection with Rusty, either.

If this is another of Dive's "Why is there a space between Sontag and Kandinski" koans, I'm not falling for it.

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@Kevin-Eleven

Lyons and Spakowski

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... whatever the hell that means 🤷

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@kannstipated said
... whatever the hell that means 🤷
It's a reference to a Denzel Washington movie, "The Fallen".

Maybe Dive was trying to excuse the worst of his behavior by pretending that a demon hopped into him?

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@rookie54 said
i am a minor legend in the cook county sheriff's dept
i am one of few who have not once, not twice, but three times removed a windshield (windscreen) using only my face
Have you ever considered a face-off with Danny Trejo?

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I Googled it a while ago (although I had seen the movie years ago).

Do you often jump so swiftly to such erroneous conclusions?

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So we're supposed to believe you're Azazel or summat?

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