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Can anyone give me any methods you use to stop yourselves getting in from the pub and playing bad chess. I think my rating would be much less erratic if I could only resist.

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Ask wucky3.

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erm ok, wucky3 any insights?

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Originally posted by cadwah
Can anyone give me any methods you use to stop yourselves getting in from the pub and playing bad chess. I think my rating would be much less erratic if I could only resist.
Stay at home.

Play darts instead at the pub.

Have your fingers amputated.

Consider that long-postponed frontal lobotomy.

Take up needlepoint and join the Guttersnipes. 😕

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Do I take up needlepoint before or after I have my fingers amputated?

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Originally posted by cadwah
Do I take up needlepoint before or after I have my fingers amputated?
After. It's more challenging that way. 😛 Think of what you might accomplish with your toes and elbows.

(However the frontal lobotomy appears to be mandatory before joining the Guttersnipes....)

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im drinking pbr right now.

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is that pbr with coke or lemonade?

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Originally posted by hackychan
im drinking pbr right now.
Why ever would you admit it?

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Pabst Blue Ribbon. I like wine usually red. I really enjoy microbrews. Pabst is a good summer time hot as hell cheap beer. It tastes good thinking about spring and hoping it comes soon

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Originally posted by SJ247
Why ever would you admit it?
Exactly, f'r gawdsake ~ at the risk of wandering into the Spirituality Forum... 🙄 No urine handy?

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Originally posted by widget
Stay at home.

Play darts instead at the pub.

Have your fingers amputated.

Consider that long-postponed frontal lobotomy.

Take up needlepoint and join the Guttersnipes. 😕
I think I'd rather have have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy...