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The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records.

1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2) Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in
most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3) Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?

4) Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6) Were you alone or by yourself.

7) How long have you been a French Canadian?

8) Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9) Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14) So you were gone until you returned?

15) Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like
to strike the next question."

20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid ***, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

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THEY ARE BRILLIANT.

you can picture the scene as the questions are being asked.

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One straight from the courtroom. Sure there were many but this one stuck out the most....

"When you say he threw you to the floor what was it your body made contact with"

Oh ya...Lol.....this was a good one too....

"Where you aware at the time he was packing his belongins and leaving that it was his intentions to leave the relationship?"

Highly educated and extremely intelligent lawyer. 🙄

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Originally posted by mokko
One straight from the courtroom. Sure there were many but this one stuck out the most....

"When you say he threw you to the floor what was it your body made contact with"

Oh ya...Lol.....this was a good one too....

"Where you aware at the time he was packing his belongins and leaving that it was his intentions to leave the relationship?"

Highly educated and extremely intelligent lawyer. 🙄
Were these from your court sessions mokko? If so they are a million times better since the first post is simply a copy and paste 🙂

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Originally posted by Coconut
Were these from your court sessions mokko? If so they are a million times better since the first post is simply a copy and paste 🙂
These are the real deal baby. Was asked by the defense. I hope they are paying him well. 😉

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