Dumb Quotes:

When Pamela Anderson was asked why she is having so many wedding receptions to celebrate her wedding to Kid Rock she said:

"My answer to that is two words....Champagne"

Dubya: "..and I believe fish and humans can live in harmony."

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html

Originally posted by darvlay
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html

"Ich bin ein Berliner" - JFK

Originally posted by Suzianne
Yogi Berra is the master.

We're not worthy...

Originally posted by Frank Burns
A few of my favorites:

"God watches over drunks and third basemen."

"I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules."

"I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes."

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I think it was Bob Euker after being asked "how do you catch the knuckleball"?

"Easy, you wait for it to stop rolling and go over and pick it up".

P-

"Gold, dollars/oz. 619.60 634.80 15.20 2.5%"

Classic.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I think it was Bob Euker after being asked "how do you catch the knuckleball"?

"Easy, you wait for it to stop rolling and go over and pick it up".

P-

Originally posted by Kirwan
What's a knuckleball?

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

Dennis Rodman

"A marriage should be between a man and a woman"

"Bomb for peace."