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5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.
Fascinating...then what happened?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Fascinating...then what happened?
6:51: Checked paper (Globe and Mail or Sun)to make sure he still had a job.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.
I would like to suggest wipping butt after having a dump, eliminates the brown stain you obviously must have on your underware. 😉

( underwear) for GBS 😛

EDIT: IN your favor I guess you did have the shower afterwards.😀

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
underware.
??

😠

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I would like to suggest wipping butt after having a dump, eliminates the brown stain you obviously must have on your underware. 😉

( underwear) for GBS 😛

EDIT: IN your favor I guess you did have the shower afterwards.😀
😀

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.
Speak truthfully for once in your life... do you really and truly believe any member cares about your pain and morning ablutions other than gb?

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Do you mean simultaneously right now? I'll know what's up next time the forums fall silent for a while.

Also, what kind of peristaltic autocrat are you, telling us when it's time to make pancakes for Grampy Bobby's vocabulary?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.
I hate it when you seem human by talking about caring for little babies.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I hate it when you seem human by talking about caring for little babies.
Perhaps he should be skull collecting instead? 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Perhaps he should be skull collecting instead? 😉
You might want to work on your "wit" there, Rusty.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You might want to work on your "wit" there, Rusty.
Not very "Wiley" is he Sunburnt?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
5:30am Woke up sluggishly cursing Daylight Savings Time.
5:50am Stopped hitting snooze. Got up went for a run.
6:00am Ran back to the house to take an unexpected dump worked up by my brief run.
6:20am Shower, shave.
6:30am Woke up my daughter, fed her toast and yogurt.
6:50am Got her ready for school.
some morning. I see now time alloted for rubbing one out😴

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You might want to work on your "wit" there, Rusty.
Or perhaps I shouldn't take advise from a skull collector... 😛

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