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Assuming one can't fit them into one's mouth all in one go, what is the preferred method of breaking them - so to enjoy all the chocolatey goodness.

I usually hit them with a palm strike (makes less noise than bashing them on a nearby hard surface).

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Originally posted by Agerg
Assuming one can't fit them into one's mouth all in one go, what is the preferred method of breaking them - so to enjoy all the chocolatey goodness.

I usually hit them with a palm strike (makes less noise than bashing them on a nearby hard surface).
Knuckles!!!

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Head.

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Originally posted by leestatic
Head.
I tried that once and it hurt. I also got a chocolate related illness in my eye.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I tried that once and it hurt. I also got a chocolate related illness in my eye.
Use someone else's head next time.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I tried that once and it hurt. I also got a chocolate related illness in my eye.
My friend died from a severed jugular due to an eggshell.

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Never tried headbutting one but I find using knuckles, especially with the thicker eggs, you have to be fully committed - hold back and the egg stays intact yet it stings a little.

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Originally posted by Agerg
Assuming one can't fit them into one's mouth all in one go, what is the preferred method of breaking them - so to enjoy all the chocolatey goodness.

I usually hit them with a palm strike (makes less noise than bashing them on a nearby hard surface).
Chocolatety? What kind of chicken do you have that gives chocolate eggs?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Chocolatety? What kind of chicken do you have that gives chocolate eggs?
Thank you!~ One voice of reason.

P-

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Open the foil from behind in February. Consume from behind the bookshelf, so as foil from front appears untouched.

Leave foil intact, and wife doesn't notice gain in weight.... often.

Look for weight gain in kids, as they copy daddy....

-m.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
My friend died from a severed jugular due to an eggshell.
However, you didn't mention it was an ostrich eggshell thrown by a ninja master....

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Use someone else's head next time.
DUCK!

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Originally posted by Agerg
Assuming one can't fit them into one's mouth all in one go, what is the preferred method of breaking them - so to enjoy all the chocolatey goodness.

I usually hit them with a palm strike (makes less noise than bashing them on a nearby hard surface).
Try smashing them with your pant hammer.

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Napalm.

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Originally posted by leestatic
Head.
I sometimes do that with real easter eggs. Of course, one must make sure that one's egg is properly boiled, and not soft either, before trying to impress one's nephews and nieces. (And no, that's not a warning from experience. Not my experience, anyway.) And it's only funny at all when a surfeit of eggses has already made the company feeling a little silly.

Richard

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