EcstremeVenom is so hot

Originally posted by chrissyb
i would shaft the kids to the mums, and keep dad to myself. its not that i'm selfish 😀 i have their interests at heart. i just think in this situation right here, thats the best thing for the kids.

Oh my g*d, you are cracking me up!

I can play a game, but gotta turn in now for the night, how about tomorrow?

Originally posted by chrissyb
i would shaft the kids to the mums, and keep dad to myself. its not that i'm selfish 😀 i have their interests at heart. i just think in this situation right here, thats the best thing for the kids.

We could arm wrestle over him?

Originally posted by mlprior
We could arm wrestle over him?

LOL!! we could negotiate.

you could have him every other weekend. or maybe 2weeks on two weeks off.

Originally posted by chrissyb
LOL!! we could negotiate.

you could have him every other weekend. or maybe 2weeks on two weeks off.

It's a deal!

Wait, we haven't seen a picture yet...

Originally posted by mlprior
It's a deal!

Wait, we haven't seen a picture yet...

we could ask EV that the next time he goes to his dads place, if he could take down that poster of his dad which is plastered over dads mirror in the bathroom. he won't miss it, surely.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i dont have a pic, if i get one ill post it on rhp faces so you can be like daaaaamn i wish he was 18 lmao

no don't go out of your way, whatever you do.

just post one of your dad instead.

there you go maxine, problem solved.

Originally posted by chrissyb
i'm assuming 40ish

good guess, like 41

Originally posted by chrissyb
LOL!! we could negotiate.

you could have him every other weekend. or maybe 2weeks on two weeks off.

hes always busy

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
😏

you forgot humble



really, you gotta do this right

Originally posted by reader1107
you forgot humble



really, you gotta do this right

lol i was joking, its a spin-off thread

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
no, im just italian, therefore i look good, also cuz i look just like my dad, cant compete with that.

So even though you're Italian (which is nothing to boast about, let's face it), nothing can compare to your dad?

So you look bad? Or just a lot worse than your dad?

Are you both vertically challenged, have excessive body hair and a known prediliction for surrendering in times of troubles? With a serious organised crime/corruption problem thrown in for good measure?

And a proven inability to govern yourselves?

Oh, be still my beating heart.

Originally posted by mlprior
We could arm wrestle over him?

Originally posted by chrissyb
LOL!! we could negotiate.

you could have him every other weekend. or maybe 2weeks on two weeks off.

Dang... that's old-fashioned and complicated. Ever heard of a .menage-a-trois ?

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
hes always busy

That's OK, what color eyes does your dad have?

41 is great, not a problem.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
What's with people starting threads where they talk about themselves in the third person?

EV is too young to know about such things.

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