Eddie would go.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Tell me true,
Tell me why,
Was Jesus crucified,
Was it for this that daddy died,
Was it [b]you,
Was it me,
Did I watch too much TV?
Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?[/b]

As I reach for a peach
Slide around down behind
the sofa in San Tropez
Breaking a stick with a brick on the sand
Riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan
Sleeping alone in the drone of the darkness
Scratched by the sand that fell from my love
Deep in my dreams and I still hear her calling
If you're alone I'll come ho ho home

Originally posted by MCA
ooooooooooooooooo i need a dirty woman!

ooooooooooooooooo i need a dirty girl!

😞 i'll get my coat 😞

Good





An effervescing elephant
With tiny eyes, and great big trunk
Once whispered to the tiny ears
The ears of one inferior
That by next june he'd die, oh yeah!
Because the tiger would roam
And the little one said oh my goodness i must stay at home
And everytime i hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
And i'll be really safe you know
The elephant he told me so
And everyone was nervvy, oh yeah!
And the message was spread
To zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
Who wollowed in the mud and chewed
His spicy hippo plancton food
And tended to ignore the word
Prefering to survey a herd
Of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And the jungle took fright
And ran around for all the day and the night
But all in vain because you see
The tiger came and said to me,
"you know i wouldn't hurt not one of you
I much prefer something to chew
You're all too scant, oh yeah!"
He ate the elephant...