ELO

Hi,
Can anyone tell me what an ELO rating is? Please do not say "Electric
Light Orchestra".
Daniel

http://gobase.org/rating/elo.html

Don't listen to them, it's how good you are at greeting people.

I'm speechless

--Rein, who doesn't even know where to begin with this one

This is getting to look like a Police force forum ;-)

Andrew,this site lacks policing.
It is overun by mavericks.
Lyn.

Lyn,
Sorry, can't remember if English is your 1st language. Andrews
comment was meant to be a joke based on the "traditional"
policemans greating of " 'ello 'ello, whats going on here then?"
Don't know if it was right to put this - common sense and tact centers
not functioning. No offence means
I want a cigarette,
Jon

Sorry,Jon.
I will try to develope a sense of humour.
Lyn.

argh, dammit - I hate text - I can't tell when people are being
sarcastic or when they're joking or when I've just said the most stupid
things and not even realise it.
Lyn, I really hope I haven't offended you. I just didn't want a
misunderstanding (that would have been noones fault) to cause
another argument. But I should have shut up in the frist place, so I'll
do that now.

Jon,my fault.
I don't adopt the "lol,or :-)"signitures.
If I did,I wouldn't end up in so many fights.
Fancy a game(or two)
Lyn.

Absolutely the most important emoticon is the 'wink' ;-)
If only everyone used it when they were just joking or sayimg
something very tongue in cheek there would be far fewer problems.
That is, of course, if everyone you 'write' to also understands it's
meaning...

Rhymester

So you mean all this time you've been winking at me you haven't
actually been chatting me up, teasing me with a suggestive wink as I
wonder what you are wearing, but rather, you have merely been
offering me playful, tongue in cheek sideswipes and whimsical
comments instead?

Andrew, I'm crushed ;o)

Mark
The Squirrel Lover

Personally, I choose to believe the former despite all the evidence to
the contraty. ;-)

--Rein
PS, Unless I specifically state otherwise, I am ALWAYS tongue-in-
cheek and joking. And I am *also* teasing you with an assumed
suggestive wink as I wonder what you're wearing.

I'm wearing... quite well - thank you both :-)

Rhymester

Dant,Hi,There are all sorts of things you might ask.My first direction
is,Look for the right forum.
Daniel,I will start a game with you,we will explore.
Lyn.