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Today I went to the gym; well actually the swimming pool. I worked myself hard, to the point of feeling a little shaky. On getting out I went to the changing room and hit the hot shower, groaning in bliss as the hot water hit my back. after much soaping I grabbed my goggles and towel and opened the cubicle door to come face-to-face with a topless woman.

The changing room doors are side by side but the interiors are the opposite way around - I hadn't noticed. I apologised as sincerely as a "groaning in bliss" man could, and headed back out to the pool area in disgrace and urgency.

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Originally posted by divegeester
I worked myself hard, to the point of feeling a little shaky.
yeah... it's usually best to avoid that on public venues.

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Originally posted by wormwood
yeah... it's usually best to avoid that on public venues.
I like it when other men pick up on the sexuality in my posts...

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Originally posted by divegeester
I like it when other men pick up on the sexuality in my posts...
women never really seem to do that, do they. when someone mentions in a party something like 'docomo has a nice new cellphone with a wooden casing, they're marketing it with the slogan "a touch of wood"', all the guys go instantly all giggly, while the women start talking about ergonomics.

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Originally posted by wormwood
women never really seem to do that, do they. when someone mentions in a party something like 'docomo has a nice new cellphone with a wooden casing, they're marketing it with the slogan "a touch of wood"', all the guys go instantly all giggly, while the women start talking about ergonomics.
it's because we don't have the beavis and butthead gene.

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about 12 years ago I took my son to a "Leafs" (I'm not a fan but when it's the closest venue and he likes hockey it's that or nothing) game at the A.C.C. We got there early and I took him on a tour of the place. It was getting time to head to our seats so I asked him if he needed to g to the washroom (bathroom/loo). He said no...I did so off I went telling him to wait right here (which was right in front of the washroom) till I was done. Off I went. On arriving within I noted , with some amazement, that they had spared no expense (the ACC was a relatively new building) in the mens washroom as there were lots....and I mean lots ...of "stalls" so I went into the nearest and did what I had to do. I seemed to be the only person there as I washed up afterwards. As I exited the area my son was waiting there with a look of embarresment on his young face as he pointed out that I'd done my business in the womens washroom, which would, of course, explained the "lots of stalls".

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Originally posted by divegeester
Today I went to the gym; well actually the swimming pool. I worked myself hard, to the point of feeling a little shaky. On getting out I went to the changing room and hit the hot shower, groaning in bliss as the hot water hit my back. after much soaping I grabbed my goggles and towel and opened the cubicle door to come face-to-face with a topless wom ...[text shortened]... "groaning in bliss" man could, and headed back out to the pool area in disgrace and urgency.
In the public pool I go to in Copenhagen the showers and saunas
are mixed and it is forbidden to wear swimsuits.

The embarrassing moment is when you seem to head to the shower
with the swimsuit on and a woman tells you "pst, pst, you got to
take it off".

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Originally posted by Suzianne
it's because we don't have the beavis and butthead gene.
when you're right, you're right.

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Originally posted by Seitse
In the public pool I go to in Copenhagen the showers and saunas
are mixed and it is forbidden to wear swimsuits.

The embarrassing moment is when you seem to head to the shower
with the swimsuit on and a woman tells you "pst, pst, you got to
take it off".
I don't get it, why is it forbidden?

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Originally posted by Palynka
I don't get it, why is it forbidden?
Because it is not hygienic.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I don't get it, why is it forbidden?
when you go to sauna, you're expected to wash yourself and your herpes ridden crotch before sitting on the wooden benches. can't do that wearing clothes in the shower.

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Originally posted by wormwood
when you go to sauna, you're expected to wash yourself and your herpes ridden crotch before sitting on the wooden benches. can't do that wearing clothes in the shower.
No matter how much you wash your herpes, it's not going to go away. Am I the only one that thinks that some form of clothing covering genitals and bums is actually more hygienic?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Am I the only one that thinks that some form of clothing covering genitals and bums is actually more hygienic?
yep. in a sauna culture like here you would be.

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Originally posted by Palynka
No matter how much you wash your herpes, it's not going to go away. Am I the only one that thinks that some form of clothing covering genitals and bums is actually more hygienic?
Do not confuse hygienic with puritan.

Clothing in sauna is a sweaty bacteria cultivation laboratory. Smells bad also.

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Originally posted by divegeester
Today I went to the gym; well actually the swimming pool. I worked myself hard, to the point of feeling a little shaky. On getting out I went to the changing room and hit the hot shower, groaning in bliss as the hot water hit my back. after much soaping I grabbed my goggles and towel and opened the cubicle door to come face-to-face with a topless wom ...[text shortened]... "groaning in bliss" man could, and headed back out to the pool area in disgrace and urgency.
Or, how about that time when you made a thread with the main word misspelled?

Classic.

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