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Emo's Why do i hate them so much?

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Please, can someone please explain to me why i hate those little Emo f***ers? I can't figure it out, i just cannot stand them.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
Please, can someone please explain to me why i hate those little Emo f***ers? I can't figure it out, i just cannot stand them.
you're a closet emo.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
Please, can someone please explain to me why i hate those little Emo f***ers? I can't figure it out, i just cannot stand them.
Because they're white, middle class kids who have nothing to complain about?

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Originally posted by Remora91
Because they're white, middle class kids who have nothing to complain about?
Hey! (just kidding)

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Originally posted by Remora91
Because they're white, middle class kids who have nothing to complain about?
Yeah-i'm a white, middle class kid with nothing to complain about! Do you hate me too, Mr Esoteric?

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don't be hard on the esoteric kid, c'mon.
who knows, maybe he/she was gang raped
by emo's when he/she was little.

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Originally posted by Seitse
don't be hard on the esoteric kid, c'mon.
who knows, maybe he/she was gang raped
by emo's when he/she was little.
But how would he know they were emo's? How would he have known they weren't just suicidal bums? It's pretty hard to distinguish the two, especcially when you're little.

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Originally posted by abejnood
But how would he know they were emo's? How would he have known they weren't just suicidal bums? It's pretty hard to distinguish the two, especcially when you're little.
maybe it was just last week when they attacket him?

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Originally posted by genius
maybe it was just last week when they attacket him?
But then he'd remember why he hated them. I think he's confusing an emo with a suicidal bum.

Poor guy.

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Originally posted by abejnood
But how would he know they were emo's? How would he have known they weren't just suicidal bums? It's pretty hard to distinguish the two, especcially when you're little.
Easy. Emo's start crying when you beat them with a stick. Bums are more used to it and just mumble a bit.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Easy. Emo's start crying when you beat them with a stick. Bums are more used to it and just mumble a bit.
And how excatly did you learn about this?

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what's an emo?

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Originally posted by abejnood
And how excatly did you learn about this?
Empirically.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
what's an emo?
From Urban Dictionary:

emo

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

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check this out, a website looking at the current state of emos in the UK. It is generally believed to be the bags that they carry that is the cause of the angst. The website is about whats better, Things or Stuff
http://www.thingsorstuff.com/page6.htm
Its the second headline you should read.