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Emo's Why do i hate them so much?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
so , an emo is a young guy that can't afford to buy drugs, right?
well, no. they're young middle class-they're allowance stretches that far. they meerly have never been introduced to drugs...

EDIT: actually, when i was at school i knew one emo who drank a bit and had tied hash once (mushed up in a yogurt). she didn't like it. all the others were stoners...

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Originally posted by genius
well, no. they're young middle class-they're allowance stretches that far. they meerly have never been introduced to drugs...

EDIT: actually, when i was at school i knew one emo who drank a bit and had tied hash once (mushed up in a yogurt). she didn't like it. all the others were stoners...
I'm glad i grew up in a time when that sort of thing was beaten out of you by your friends. . .please don't try that at home 🙂


edit, but seriously, someone should introduce them to slam dancing.

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Originally posted by Tommy L
check this out, a website looking at the current state of emos in the UK. It is generally believed to be the bags that they carry that is the cause of the angst. The website is about whats better, Things or Stuff
http://www.thingsorstuff.com/page6.htm
Its the second headline you should read.
lmao

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Okay, so if this is who you are then, and if you're a boy (do they call them 'emo-boys'?), aren't you almost obligated to at least try and be attracted to other boys?
No, that's the navy.

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I always thought Emo Phillips was hilarious.

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Originally posted by Remora91
Because they're white, middle class kids who have nothing to complain about?
They sound like hippies.

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Originally posted by genius
Yeah-i'm a white, middle class kid with nothing to complain about! Do you hate me too, Mr Esoteric?
Not unless you are a mincey litte Emo

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I like emus.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I like emus.
Pffft! Can't even fly like any decent bird. And what's up with all that running?

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Originally posted by Seitse
don't be hard on the esoteric kid, c'mon.
who knows, maybe he/she was gang raped
by emo's when he/she was little.
Kid? Mate, i'm 25.

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Originally posted by genius
maybe it was just last week when they attacket him?
Attacket? Is it uncool for Emo's to learn how to spell?

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Now I don't know about the Emo's where you live, but over here, the guys wear tighter jeans than the girls. And they literally wear them below their @rse cheeks. Also. they all hang out in their pale little groups, and every time I walk past the guys are hugging each other more than the girls. Now I think the Emo problem all falls down to the impossibly tight jeans they wear.

You see, males have testicles, but when you wear jeans as tight as the ones Emo's wear, it tends to squeeze the testicles back up into the body, so they end up becoming more like ovaries. Then it's just natural progression to be moody, wear makeup, complain about nothing and hug each other alot.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
You see, males have testicles, but when you wear jeans as tight as the ones Emo's wear, it tends to squeeze the testicles back up into the body
At least that explains the crying.