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All England is ecstatic over the Giants win against the Packers in the NFC Championship game.

Honorary Giants Captain, John Terry, had this to say; "it is nice to finally get to captain a winning team."

Gordon Brown had this to say: "an Englishman captaining a winning Football team is certainly something to celebrate."

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Originally posted by Red Night
All England is ecstatic over the Giants win against the Packers in the NFC Championship game.

Honorary Giants Captain, John Terry, had this to say; "it is nice to finally get to captain a winning team."

Gordon Brown had this to say: "an Englishman captaining a winning Football team is certainly something to celebrate."
Jolly Good!

New England says...

COME ON DOWN!

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Originally posted by Red Night
All England is ecstatic over the Giants win against the Packers in the NFC Championship game.

Honorary Giants Captain, John Terry, had this to say; "it is nice to finally get to captain a winning team."

Gordon Brown had this to say: "an Englishman captaining a winning Football team is certainly something to celebrate."
How is "All England" ecstatic over this? Most of England have never heard of them.

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Originally posted by SmookieP
How is "All England" ecstatic over this? Most of England have never heard of them.
they did play a pitiful game there against the dolphins...

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Originally posted by SmookieP
How is "All England" ecstatic over this? Most of England have never heard of them.
It was supposed to be a joke, albeit a very poor one.

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Originally posted by SmookieP
How is "All England" ecstatic over this? Most of England have never heard of them.
John Terry is captaining a winning team...I think they may declare a national holiday.

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Originally posted by Red Night
John Terry is captaining a winning team...I think they may declare a national holiday.
You may want to look into what Terry has won as captain of Chelsea. It might improve your joke. Or render it completely redundant.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
You may want to look into what Terry has won as captain of Chelsea. It might improve your joke. Or render it completely redundant.

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Look, Terry has moved on to a REAL SPORT. Football. Real Football.

NFL Football.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Look, Terry has moved on to a REAL SPORT. Football. Real Football.

NFL Football.

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In your average game of REAL football, how many times does the ball actually make contact with a foot?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
In your average game of REAL football, how many times does the ball actually make contact with a foot?

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lots



EDIT: Go Patriots!

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Originally posted by duecer
lots
"Lots" as in 4 times? 6?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
In your average game of REAL football, how many times does the ball actually make contact with a foot?

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How many crickets do you need to find two that match?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
In your average game of REAL football, how many times does the ball actually make contact with a foot?

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More times than your stupid round ball goes in the net.

GOAL!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
More times than your stupid round ball goes in the net.

GOAL!~

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Probably why soccer isn't called GOALBALL!

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Probably why soccer isn't called GOALBALL!

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It's not called "Lame Ball" either... but that's what it is.

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