In an effort to raise moral and assuage a damaged National Pride following another in a seemingly never-ending string of dissapointing early exits from the World Cup, the city of London has planned a huge parade honouring England's heroes of the past.
The two centerpieces of the gala extravaganza will be a large float holding all of the surviving veterans of England's victory over Germany in World War I and a slightly smaller float holding the surviving members of England's last, and only, world cup champions (who coincidentally also beat Germany).
Originally posted by Red Nightrisky, could self implode.
In an effort to raise moral and assuage a damaged National Pride following another in a seemingly never-ending string of dissapointing early exits from the World Cup, the city of London has planned a huge parade honouring England's heroes of the past.
The two centerpieces of the gala extravaganza will be a large float holding all of the surviving vetera ...[text shortened]... bers of England's last, and only, world cup champions (who coincidentally also beat Germany).