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Erectile Dysfunction? I have solution :)

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I have seen a lot of ads on TV and the papers regarding this topic. I have come across some shocking information and would like to share and not sell the information that I have.

A few years ago, in the epic ages, women were the cold species and now in the modern age, men are the cold ones – well, almost in most cases.

Men are working their butts off, they must “go with the flow”, be romantic, buy nice stuff etc. etc. etc. etc. while in the meantime, the wife is having a great party because her husband is taking care of things now. Women are getting lazier by the day and our men have to do everything now, and that includes cleaning the house too. All of this puts stress on us, and at the end of the day, all we want to do is just climb into bed, hold the wife and sleep until we wake up.

But noooo! Now she wants to have sex. Do they really think that we are now in the mood for that? No! And that is when it happens, that both you and your buddy is tired. Now comes even more stress as you now want to get it up and do the damn thing and go to sleep. It doesn’t and you keep trying and it doesn’t and you still keep on trying.

Stress and lazy freakin wifes are the damn thing that caused all of this problems we are all having, but there is a cure, and that is……..get a new job and a new girlfriend (some new friends too), and your dysfunctional erectile problems are history.

Why get another job?
A change is as good as a holiday, and you can meet new friends and even your next girlfriend or future wife there, and get rid of the one you have.

Why get another girlfriend?
Cause if she can’t do it for you buddy, another one will. And by getting a new girlfriend, you can meet new friends and even meet another girlfriend 😉

Why meet new friends?
I think by now you would get the answer, right?

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Originally posted by Nicksten
I have seen a lot of ads on TV and the papers regarding this topic. I have come across some shocking information and would like to share and not sell the information that I have.

A few years ago, in the epic ages, women were the cold species and now in the modern age, men are the cold ones – well, almost in most cases.

Men are working their butts off ...[text shortened]... another girlfriend 😉

Why meet new friends?
I think by now you would get the answer, right?
Why not just buy some Viagra?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Allow that sit, eat jars full of olives everyday!, esp green ones and man will be firing up big diamond cutters for years to come! Trust! This is no old wives tale nonsense.
I wondered why I had a constant hardon recently. 😳

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Mr Bowmann has no problems at all in the trouser department.

Good day.

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Now, if ever there was a thread made for Freddie........

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Originally posted by Nicksten
I have seen a lot of ads on TV and the papers regarding this topic. I have come across some shocking information and would like to share and not sell the information that I have.

A few years ago, in the epic ages, women were the cold species and now in the modern age, men are the cold ones – well, almost in most cases.

Men are working their butts off ...[text shortened]... another girlfriend 😉

Why meet new friends?
I think by now you would get the answer, right?
So you're saying that at your house, you work all day and then come home and do every bit of cooking and cleaning and laundry and minding the children and taking them to appointments and making sure their schoolwork is done and buying the groceries and ironing and your wife comes home from work, drinks beer, and watches television? Dude, I'm SO in the wrong country!

I'll tell you a secret. It isn't ED. Women are tired of working to help support the family on top of also doing the rest of the work, and they're slipping saltpeter into your supper. Don't tell anyone I told you!

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If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please consult your physician

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That one always cracks me up!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Mr Bowmann has no problems at all in the trouser department.

Good day.
The thread is about erectile dysfunction you putz. No one cares about your trousers you bought at the Salvation Army drop box.

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Originally posted by slimjim
The thread is about erectile dysfunction you putz. No one cares about your trousers you bought at the Salvation Army drop box.
some very nice humor 😉

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why not just buy some Viagra?
Why waste money on something that can come natural?

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Originally posted by reader1107
So you're saying that at your house, you work all day and then come home and do every bit of cooking and cleaning and laundry and minding the children and taking them to appointments and making sure their schoolwork is done and buying the groceries and ironing and your wife comes home from work, drinks beer, and watches television? Dude, I'm SO in the wr ...[text shortened]... the work, and they're slipping saltpeter into your supper. Don't tell anyone I told you!
Yes I do most of the work.

Lets say that in a 7 day week, I make food 4 times, clean the dishes about 5 times, make up the bed about 6 times, take out the carbidge every time, clean the house 1 time, buy groceries, and sort out the washing. At this point in time we dont have any children, yet.

Like last night I was making a chicken salad. She sat down the whole time infront of the TV, not even taking away some stuff or washing anything.

You say that "Women are tired of working to help support the family on top of also doing the rest of the work". It must be like that. That is why man must support women, and women men. One person can never do it all alone without the support of the other person.

BTW, I love saltpeter, especially on chicken salad 😉

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Originally posted by PocketKings
If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please consult your physician
no please dont, go and visit some girl friends 😉 Naah, just joking.

If it lasts that long, give your wife something nice 😲

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Now, if ever there was a thread made for Freddie........
Your remark has been noted. Now go away...or Freddie might just come for you.