Escalators

Originally posted by catfoodtim
the fear of having one's trousers ripped off in public by machinery is something we all have

Hmmmm do we ......🙄

Originally posted by catfoodtim
the fear of having one's trousers ripped off in public by machinery is something we all have

for me, this is not a fear, it's a fantasy 😉

Originally posted by David C
...are not a ride, people. Move your fat a** before I shove you down the other 20 feet. That is all.

Let me guess... the rest of the world doesn't move fast enough for you either, does it? Like I didn't have enough problems with impatient fools... now I have to deal with them on escalators, of all things.

😞

Originally posted by 747skyjock
Should you stand on the left and pass on the right or stand on the right and pass on the left?

Or is it different for going up or down...?

And what about them escalators thingies which go neither up nor down, just along?

Anyway, there aren't half sum lazy basterds in this werld, aunt their?

Is my spelling OK on this?

You can't call people lazy for using them.
In that case you are lazy for using a plane.

I don't like the idiots who come barging past as if they own the friggin' thing.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
You can't call people lazy for using them.
In that case you are lazy for using a plane.

I don't like the idiots who come barging past as if they own the friggin' thing.

Or the elevator.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
In that case you are lazy for using a plane.

😵

Hey, watch out! Get that plane out of my way now!

*Flapping my arms like crazy to stay airborn*

You lazy freaks!!! Move it!!!

Originally posted by Suzianne
...now I have to deal with them on escalators, of all things.

Yea, yea, whatever. Now will you pleeeaaase show us what those legs are for? 😛

Originally posted by rhb
Stand right, Pass left.

Yep. (Interesting that it's the same in England as in Germany.)