Originally posted by David CShould you stand on the left and pass on the right or stand on the right and pass on the left?
...are not a ride, people. Move your fat a** before I shove you down the other 20 feet. That is all.
Or is it different for going up or down...?
And what about them escalators thingies which go neither up nor down, just along?
Anyway, there aren't half sum lazy basterds in this werld, aunt their?
Is my spelling OK on this?
Originally posted by Silver SlayerOK, here is the deal. If you see lazy people on escalators standing and not climbing or descending. There is a button at the bottom. Just kick it and the thing will stop. Then a miracle usually happens everyone will start moving. Ummm just make sure you get out of the way in case they start moving in your direction. Or me I usually just do as the Romans do, or in this case as the Escalarorororors do, stand there and ride it out, Mumbling &$$# words.
I like running up the down esculator!! 😀😛😳
Originally posted by David CI hate the moronic businessmen and women with those stupid little trolley cases (little suitcases on wheels that they drag behind them).
...are not a ride, people. Move your fat a** before I shove you down the other 20 feet. That is all.
Everytime they get to the top of the escalator, they extend the handle on the cases by flicking it behind them. A brilliant idea that usually send the case speeding into shins of the person behind them and then causes a domino-effect bottleneck of people unable to get past the now crippled person and trolley case!
Originally posted by 747skyjockStand right, Pass left.
Should you stand on the left and pass on the right or stand on the right and pass on the left?
Or is it different for going up or down...?
And what about them escalators thingies which go neither up nor down, just along?
Anyway, there aren't half sum lazy basterds in this werld, aunt their?
Is my spelling OK on this?
Originally posted by David CI resist. Don't interrupt me while I'm being escalated, you enemy of the escalating.
...are not a ride, people. Move your fat a** before I shove you down the other 20 feet. That is all.
In any event, if you carry on with that kind of anger, you're liable to break the escalator - and then it'll just be stairs.
