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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Feb '15 05:56
    Smoke pot.
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
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    17 Feb '15 06:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Smoke pot.
    Take it to Colorado Spanky.
  3. Standard memberblunderdog
    R.I.P. mikelom
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    17 Feb '15 06:551 edit
    Happiness is a warm puppy
    ~ Charles M. Schultz
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Feb '15 10:571 edit
    Happiness is not having children!

    P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
    bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.
  5. Standard memberredbadger
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    17 Feb '15 15:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Happiness is not having children!

    P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
    bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.
    its coming out of the closet
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    17 Feb '15 15:46
    Originally posted by blunderdog
    Happiness is a warm puppy
    ~ Charles M. Schultz
    Happiness is a warm gun.
    -- John Lennon
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Feb '15 21:59
    Originally posted by redbadger
    its coming out of the closet
    Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

    Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
    of putting in.
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    17 Feb '15 22:02
    The secret to happiness? A happy marriage - but that's no secret.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Feb '15 23:09
    Originally posted by lolof
    happy marriage
    Son, after 4 marriages, 7 miscarriages, 2 abortions, 1 restraining
    order, 1 rehab, and 2 repossessed home auctions, I can assure you
    that what you just wrote is an oxymoron.
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    18 Feb '15 00:15
    Originally posted by blunderdog
    Happiness is a warm puppy
    ~ Charles M. Schultz
    Happiness is a warm doobie?
  11. wherever I am needed
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    18 Feb '15 00:17
    Originally posted by JS357
    Happiness is a warm doobie?
    Happiness is a cat left out in the rain..
  12. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Feb '15 00:29
    Originally posted by JS357
    Happiness is a warm doobie?
    Is doobie slang for a blunt?
  13. Standard memberblunderdog
    R.I.P. mikelom
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    18 Feb '15 03:36
    Originally posted by redbadger
    its coming out of the closet
    When someone shouts "Eureka!" to bad germ, they're telling him how he smells.
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    18 Feb '15 12:40
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

    Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
    of putting in.
    Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Feb '15 13:53
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?
    Me... no comprende.
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