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Eureka! I found the secret to happiness!

Eureka! I found the secret to happiness!

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Smoke pot.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Smoke pot.
Take it to Colorado Spanky.

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Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

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Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.
its coming out of the closet

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Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz
Happiness is a warm gun.
-- John Lennon

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Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet
Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.

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The secret to happiness? A happy marriage - but that's no secret.

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Originally posted by lolof
happy marriage
Son, after 4 marriages, 7 miscarriages, 2 abortions, 1 restraining
order, 1 rehab, and 2 repossessed home auctions, I can assure you
that what you just wrote is an oxymoron.

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Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz
Happiness is a warm doobie?

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Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?
Happiness is a cat left out in the rain..

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Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?
Is doobie slang for a blunt?

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Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet
When someone shouts "Eureka!" to bad germ, they're telling him how he smells.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.
Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?
Me... no comprende.

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