Eureka! I found the secret to happiness!

Smoke pot.

Originally posted by Seitse
Smoke pot.

Take it to Colorado Spanky.

Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.

Originally posted by Seitse
Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.

its coming out of the closet

Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Happiness is a warm gun.
-- John Lennon

Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet

Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.

The secret to happiness? A happy marriage - but that's no secret.

Originally posted by lolof
happy marriage

Son, after 4 marriages, 7 miscarriages, 2 abortions, 1 restraining
order, 1 rehab, and 2 repossessed home auctions, I can assure you
that what you just wrote is an oxymoron.

Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Happiness is a warm doobie?

Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?

Happiness is a cat left out in the rain..

Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?

Is doobie slang for a blunt?

Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet

When someone shouts "Eureka!" to bad germ, they're telling him how he smells.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.

Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?

Me... no comprende.