Eureka! I found the secret to happiness!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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17 Feb 15 05:56

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Feb 15 05:56

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Smoke pot.

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

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17 Feb 15 06:11

Originally posted by Seitse
Smoke pot.

Take it to Colorado Spanky.

blunderdog

R.I.P. mikelom

Dogville, USA

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17 Feb 15 06:55

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Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Feb 15 10:57

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Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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17 Feb 15 15:00

Originally posted by Seitse
Happiness is not having children!

P.s. that's why I castrated myself at the age of 16, with my
bare hands, no anesthesia other than meth.

its coming out of the closet

Shallow Blue

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17 Feb 15 15:46

Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Happiness is a warm gun.
-- John Lennon

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Feb 15 21:59

Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet

Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.

lolof

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17 Feb 15 22:02

The secret to happiness? A happy marriage - but that's no secret.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Feb 15 23:09

Originally posted by lolof
happy marriage

Son, after 4 marriages, 7 miscarriages, 2 abortions, 1 restraining
order, 1 rehab, and 2 repossessed home auctions, I can assure you
that what you just wrote is an oxymoron.

~~Removed~~

18 Feb 15 00:15

Originally posted by blunderdog
Happiness is a warm puppy
~ Charles M. Schultz

Happiness is a warm doobie?

st dominics preview

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18 Feb 15 00:17

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Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?

Happiness is a cat left out in the rain..

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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18 Feb 15 00:29

Originally posted by JS357
Happiness is a warm doobie?

Is doobie slang for a blunt?

blunderdog

R.I.P. mikelom

Dogville, USA

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18 Feb 15 03:36

Originally posted by redbadger
its coming out of the closet

When someone shouts "Eureka!" to bad germ, they're telling him how he smells.

Shallow Blue

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18 Feb 15 12:40

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, I can see that being a source of happiness as well.

Funny they call is coming out when basically it consists
of putting in.

Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

18 Feb 15 13:53

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Doesn't it, in your case, consist more of putting out?

Me... no comprende.